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Thoughts I Had While Watching The Mindy Project – Later, Baby

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Here we are, once again, with me watching The Mindy Project and you reading my thoughts because you were bored or because the gif sucked you in or maybe you thought this was the recap and now you feel too embarrassed to leave. Whatever the case, you’re here now and we’re going to be friends!

If you haven’t seen this episode yet, tbh you don’t need to watch it, I feel meh just thinking about my impending rewatch. Thanks A Lot Ben Affleck, first you break Jennifer Garners heart, then you take Messina and dress him weird and give him a pornstache, AND THEN you ruin rewatching for me ugh.

But, I mean, you should probably still watch it, we fought so hard to keep it on the air you can’t just get rude after one (or 2) not great episodes. So, yeah, watch it eventually, but read this first since you’re here anyway.

  1. I miss Danny
  2. Last week, I was all Danny? Who Dat?
  3. But now it’s been 4 seconds & I’m like COME BACK
  4. I hate Ben Affleck so much for taking him away from us
  5. For what will probably be a shitty movie
  6. Like Argo
  7. OR GIGLI
  8. Anways, this isn’t about Ben
  9. But I hate him
  10. Ugh Leo yeah chill ssshh
  11. Awwww Mindy bought fruit!
  12. That must’ve been stressful
  13. Hey Dan, when you ask what’s up, you’re supposed to let her answer
  14. Plus no matter what your dumb dad is going through Mindy has an infant to care for and so she has it worst
  15. He should NOT be complaining to her
  16. And Mindy is being so nice and considerate too
  17. I would’ve unloaded on him
  18. But this is probably why I am single as fuuuuuck
  19. Annette, take your grandkid so she can be badass Dr. Mindy
  20. This is all your sons fault anyways
  21. These fun facts about Alan are supposed to make me care about him but I still don’t
  22. Literally me trying to put together any furniture
  23. Or a metaphor for life falling apart around me
  24. Wow what a loaded playpen analogy
  25. Nope Danny you don’t get to need a pep-talk
  26. Mindy is way too nice, or I’m way too mean, whatever
  27. OH NOW YOU WANT THE SUNGLASSES ON THE EMOJI
  28. BUT THE SUN DIDN’T GET TO WEAR THEM IN SEASON 1 #rude
  29. LOL Madonna can be my god
  30. At least she didn’t say Scientology
  31. HAHAHA I just noticed she says “God?” after Peter says Masturbation Police
  32. ALSO HEY FOX WHAT’S GOOD
  33. I was 7 in 1999
  34. “Do I have a problem? *pause* *shrug* ehh”
  35. Stay here and colour because you’re a chiiiiiiiild Peter
  36. HA Jeremy can’t high-five
  37. Season 1 Jeremary would’ve loved random sex
  38. Remember all the Ballerinas
  39. HI MELVILLE
  40. Give to my kickstarter instead guys
  41. It’s so I can go to New York and see Hamilton
  42. Jk I don’t have one but if I did would you donate?
  43. SOMEONE wrote Rikers Island…it was me
  44. Yeah man, Mindy didn’t even know what Alcatraz was
  45. Shouldn’t it be lady Mysteriosa?
  46. Awww energy drinks always remind me of Josh. I know he doesn’t deserve a “aww” but Tommy can get it so *sassy emoji*
  47. I hope Mindy was drinking the milk so her heart doesn’t explode
  48. Hey man, she still looks adorable
  49. Tbh, Mindy dressing down is my regular dress
  50. University will do that to a person, just suck all the fun out of my clothes.
  51. Would a depressed person have the energy to drink 2 bottles of wine a night, I don’t think so pal
  52. AWWW HI COLETTE AND TAMRA
  53. Tosh is like the opposite of smart comedy
  54. Boarding school sounds awful and tragic
  55. Also, why do you have all these beans laying around
  56. 1000$?! That sounds fake but okay.
  57. It’s like when Michael’s mom was like “how much can a banana cost, 10 dollars?’
  58. ABSOTUTELY
  59. UGH JODY
  60. HIT THE ROAD JACK GET OUT OF HERE
  61. It’s like stuff from the drugstore you can fit in your pocket, it’s up for grabs – yup, sure
  62. AND I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT
  63. Hey Peter this analogy sucks
  64. It should be about Mindy & Danny
  65. Guys, honestly, he’s not wearing his wedding ring and I was expecting him to say Lauren left him #Lefty
  66. This show is doing such a good job of making sure everyone gets vaccinated
  67. Every time we learn more about Jeremy it gets more tragic – A BIRD NAMED ROGER #ohhoney
  68. I WAS LIVETWEETING HOW MAD AT ME YOU WERE #ABOUTME
  69. How does Cowboy Take Me Away remind Jeremy of he & Peter
  70. Peterrrrrr why are you sucking
  71. You’re not a natural performer bahahaha
  72. I’m pretty sure you had that presentation on your computer
  73. Cousin Sheena was alone for TWO DAYS
  74. I’d watch that
  75. SEEE PETER DID A GOOD THING SORT OF NOT REALLY
  76. Yup my future self can use all the help she can get
  77. The audience isn’t nervous for him when he’s on stage like they are with you BAHAHAHAHA MOREGON
  78. Ugh he’s the worst
  79. THEY SHARE A BRITA
  80. That baby popsicle is terrifying
  81. It was gross you old perv
  82. WHAT IS THIS WEIRD MOVE
  83. Ugh don’t say made love
  84. THIS IS MY FAVOURITE LINE
  85. ON BRAND FOR YOU
  86. UGHHHHH GROSSSSSSSS STAHP
  87. “and because they’re hot and its fun” “ what a weird story”
  88. LOL I’m sure it won’t come to tht
  89. HE DID THE BACKFLIP
  90. LOL MINDY “it probably sucked just get off the stage”
  91. MOST MEN ARE COMPLETE GARBAGE
  92. GUYS
  93. LIKE SOUPSNAKE SAID, MINDY FOUND HER DIAMOND
  94. AND HE GAVE HER A GIANT DIAMOND
  95. BUT THEN BEN AFFLECK TOOK HIM FROM US
  96. #AllTheDisrespectToBenAffleck
  97. That was compelling as hell bb, I would freeze my eggs after that if I wanted to ever be a mom which ew no thank you
  98. DO YOU ALSO HAVE RED COWBOY BOOTS TED I MEAN JEREMY
  99. nips deep in all this schniz *gross*
  100. He called you his least cool friend and you just heard friend #OhHoney
  101. Ew that wasn’t unrelted *double gross*
  102. VAJAZZLEMENT
  103. IT SAID EAT HERE
  104. HEY FOX WHAT’S GOOD
  105. BUT WE KNOW DAN DOESN’T NEED INSTRUCTIONS
  106. ~thirsty camel in a desert oasis~
  107. We’re blowing past the jail comment
  108. “wait are you nice” “shhhh” awww
  109. This failed backflip is more believable
  110. Oh hey Leo, what’s up dude
  111. OMG DANNY CALL INSTEAD OF TEXTING
  112. OK GOOD AT LEAST WE’RE COMMUNICATING
  113. OMG FEELS FROM THIS WINDOW FADE OUT

It was actually kinda funny now that I wasn’t as angry at it and listening to the jokes – next week Mindy wears awesome Indian traditional clothes and pretends to be Jody’s wife or something? I don’t know what’s going down but I’m sure it’ll be amazing so tune in Tuesday at midnight on Hulu and then livetweet with us at 9:30pm EST. Bye, love you!

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