Are you ready to rewatch The Mindy Project with me in your head as I share every single one of my meaningful insights? This bitch gon’ be emotional, let’s do it!
- Starting off in bed is a strong move show, I approve of your methods
- BEAUTIFUL. BABY. THIS SHIP SAAAILS
- LOL fruit is her living nightmare
- Danny look so proud of being God’s favourite porno
- MATTRESS MOANY
- What a dad joke
- Surprised you remember how to make those since you’ve been away from your kid for so long Daniel!
- I’d love to get married in Central Park, except I don’t want to get married
- Like, can I just buy the dress and have the huge party with my friends?
- Ok you’re right this isn’t about me
- Mindy, let’s be real, you fit the description because you’re the flasher
- That is the sweetest and worst thing that anyone has ever said to me #same
- HI RICHIE AND RISHI
- Did you know you had the same name
- Aww Rishi is so excited that Richie gets to be a bridesmaid
- LOL I SHOULD BE MAID OF HONOUR
- IT’S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE ANY FEMALE FRIENDS MINDY
- YEAH MINDY
- WHAT’S UP WITH THAT
- REMEMBER ALEX AND MAGGIE AND GERN
- I know Fox made you get rid of them to appeal to the bros but like Hulu is nice why don’t you bring them back
- So maybe 1 episode can pass the Bechdel test
- Which is outdated as shit, but still babe
- Some. Honky’s. Wedding. HAHA
- YAS I’d walk down the aisle to that!
- At my wedding to myself that we discussed earlier
- HI DOT THANKS FOR YOUR COMPUTER SKILLS!
- Those aren’t ALL his names?!
- Maa I love when you get dramatic
- Bridal pile and BEEPER STORE
- NOPE
- THIS ENTIRE EXCHANGE IS CREEPY AND I’M PRETENDING IT DIDN’T HAPPEN
- I’m supposed to be the one that ruins it for everyone else *praise hands emoji*
- Danny reminds me so much of my dad omg he needs to stop
- Min, you say that as a joke about Annette coming on the honeymoon and then next thing you know, she’s at the room next door, Sarah Marshall style
- But GUYS, can you image an episode with a honeymoon cold open or episode!! Like a montage of them at the beach or doing it or something less NSFw…but this is Hulu *wink*
- *mindy at nature channel giggle* tent their pants
- I feel like 8 isn’t a lot though…on say yes to the dress some women say theyve gone through hundreds, those women are monsters, but still
- HASTY IS THE WAY MOST PEOPLE PRONOUNCE MY NAME (HASTI) SO MINDY BASICALLY SAID MY NAME
- Annette and Mindy bonding is the best
- DAYUUUUUM TAMRA
- Tamra’s Japanese modelling is my favourite callback
- AND. HER. HEIGHT. HAHA
- Nah, I’m going to pass on the work thing #same
- I gotta say, I have to shave literally everything, but ears never occurred to me
- Ew Jody with your racist campus
- AIR-HEADED FLIBBERTIGIBBET
- (out of those two words, I misspelled air-headed)
- HOW DARE YOU
- YEAH KEEP WALKING KIMBALL-KINNEY
- LIKE WALK OFF THE SET
- LEAVE OUR SHOW
- HI LAHIRIS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH – WHAT AN ON BRAND ENTRANCE *100 emoji*
- RISHI SAY SURPRISE TO YOUR SISTER
YEAH I SAW HER LIKE YESTERDAY
BAHA - Your prayers have been answered
- Hey Dan, you did stay with them in India
- LOL NO DON’T DO THAT
- Aww Rishi, what a good boyfriend
- OMG these two always jump to killing people off
Kobe Bryant has been shot
Ma’s dead - Hahahah that’s not funny
- OMG DOES YOUR MOTHER HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE?!
- Successful Doctor, runs 2 businesses, still needs allowance to live in New York teehee
- Stop underestimating your mother Dan
- Stop giving into everything Min
- 4 robbers, just hanging out in the kitchen, yeah sure
- Annette should have been covering Danny’s mouth this whole episode to stop him from saying all the dumb nonsense he said
- AND IT WILL BE FROM BOTH OF US!!!!!!!
- DOT I LOVE YOU SO
- TEEHEE 69
- Aww Jeremy wants to come but also to complain <3
- Danny not giving a F*** about Jody is my fave
- hahaha Colette
- SARI WE’RE LATE
- I love that she paired her Sari with a cat tshirt
- Tamra rejecting Rishi is my second favourite callback
- MORGANS WOUND IS BACK – maybe it’ll win the Emmy
- MINDY LOOKS SO HOT
- THAT HEADPIECE
- DAYUM YOUR FAVE COULD NEVER
- Sonu is such a natural story-teller
- Booooo SeaWorld booooooooooooooo
- *whispers* morons
- A photographer with cataracts sounds like a great idea
- ANNETTE SAID EXSQUEEZE ME
- I LOVE THIS
- Jody, now is not the time to develop a moral compass
- DANNY ITS A BUSINESS, NOT AN AFFAIR, CHILL THE F OUT
- Later, Baby is part of the fertility practice so technically 2 jobs
- Jody bolting out like Speedy Gonzales made me snort laugh
- Hahaha eggplant!!!!!!
- You two literally just need to sit down and have a cool, level-headed conversation and all of these issues would be solved though
- I love seeing every wrinkly inch of it
- I feel like you were looking too closely
- Aaah I hate this fight
- But like Danny, you were gone for way too long for someone who is concerned about Leo having family around
- WHY DONT YOU STAY HOME
- OMG DON’T ARE YOU KIDDING ME HER
- Yes you agreed but because Mindy didn’t speak up then when she was having the doubts and then he was gone and she was settled in her routine and now for some reason she’s scared to talk to him
- Before they started dating he was her go to person
- And now she has to go to JODY?!
- GET THIS WOMAN SOME FEMALE FRIENDS PLEASE
- SQUEEKING <3
- Hey I love this scene with all of my heart
- Did Annette say Sonar? haha
- HAHA because Danny and I are so reasonable and cool-headed
- RHEA PEARLMAN IS A TREASURE
- YOU’RE MY MAA <3
- Princess Jasmine is a great nickname can it be my new one?
- STFU Dan
- DO YOU SEE HOW THEY’RE GETTING ADVICE FROM THE OTHER PERSONS PARENT
- THROWS A SCALDING TEABAG AT MY FACE
- OMG THIS IS PART OF MY BRAND NOW
- Aww Mindy you’re doing so well up there being hilarious
- You know whose clearly a pervert? JODY
- THIS IS LIKE STRAIGHT OUT OF A ROMCOM
- I LOVE THE GESTURE
- LETS JUST END IT HERE OK
- NO DON’T HAVE THIS CONVERSATION
- DANNY DON’T SAY THE WORD HOBBY
- AAAAAAH OTHER KID
- LALALALALA THIS CONVERSATION ISN’T HAPPENING
- OMG MINDY WHAT THE EFF SPEAK YOUR MIND
- HE’S NOT A MIND READER
- YOU HAVE TO SPELL THINGS OUT FOR HIM
- PLEEAAAAAAAAAASE HAVE A CONVERSATION FOR THE LOVE OF MY FEELINGS
- LOL whatever you did under that blanket
- Min, stop letting him do this to youuuuuuu
- If you just talked to him he would know where your mind is at and then he wouldn’t be pushing what you don’t want on you
- Ew advice from Jody ew
- You ARE a sex criminal gtfo
- (but ily Garrett)
- WHAT AN ANGST FILLED AND UNRESOLVED EPISODE
- THIS WAS THE FIRST PLANE RIDE AND ALSO THE FIRST WINDOW FADE-OUT THAT WAS RIPE WITH SADNESS FEELS AND NOT HORNED-UP DANDY FEELS
- Mindy Kaling I love you but my heart can’t handle too much angst ok?
- Just a little is fine, but by the midseason finale it needs to be rainbows and butterflies and cotton candy ok?!!
- Hey, a girl can dream
Thanks so much for reading guys, I tried and failed to keep my feelings out of it but I’d love to hear your thoughts on the episode and where the ark might go! Hit us up on twitter and share your feels and don’t forget to livetweet with my and my awesome co-contributor Sara every Tuesday at 9:30!