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Thoughts I Had While Watching The Mindy Project – The Lahiris & The Castellanos

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Are you ready to rewatch The Mindy Project with me in your head as I share every single one of my meaningful insights? This bitch gon’ be emotional, let’s do it!

  1. Starting off in bed is a strong move show, I approve of your methods
  2. BEAUTIFUL. BABY. THIS SHIP SAAAILS
  3. LOL fruit is her living nightmare
  4. Danny look so proud of being God’s favourite porno
  5. MATTRESS MOANY
  6. What a dad joke
  7. Surprised you remember how to make those since you’ve been away from your kid for so long Daniel!
  8. I’d love to get married in Central Park, except I don’t want to get married
  9. Like, can I just buy the dress and have the huge party with my friends?
  10. Ok you’re right this isn’t about me
  11. Mindy, let’s be real, you fit the description because you’re the flasher
  12. That is the sweetest and worst thing that anyone has ever said to me #same
  13. HI RICHIE AND RISHI
  14. Did you know you had the same name
  15. Aww Rishi is so excited that Richie gets to be a bridesmaid
  16. LOL I SHOULD BE MAID OF HONOUR
  17. IT’S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE ANY FEMALE FRIENDS MINDY
  18. YEAH MINDY
  19. WHAT’S UP WITH THAT
  20. REMEMBER ALEX AND MAGGIE AND GERN
  21. I know Fox made you get rid of them to appeal to the bros but like Hulu is nice why don’t you bring them back
  22. So maybe 1 episode can pass the Bechdel test
  23. Which is outdated as shit, but still babe
  24. Some. Honky’s. Wedding. HAHA
  25. YAS I’d walk down the aisle to that!
  26. At my wedding to myself that we discussed earlier
  27. HI DOT THANKS FOR YOUR COMPUTER SKILLS!
  28. Those aren’t ALL his names?!
  29. Maa I love when you get dramatic
  30. Bridal pile and BEEPER STORE
  31. NOPE
  32. THIS ENTIRE EXCHANGE IS CREEPY AND I’M PRETENDING IT DIDN’T HAPPEN
  33. I’m supposed to be the one that ruins it for everyone else *praise hands emoji*
  34. Danny reminds me so much of my dad omg he needs to stop
  35. Min, you say that as a joke about Annette coming on the honeymoon and then next thing you know, she’s at the room next door, Sarah Marshall style
  36. But GUYS, can you image an episode with a honeymoon cold open or episode!! Like a montage of them at the beach or doing it or something less NSFw…but this is Hulu *wink*
  37. *mindy at nature channel giggle* tent their pants
  38. I feel like 8 isn’t a lot though…on say yes to the dress some women say theyve gone through hundreds, those women are monsters, but still
  39. HASTY IS THE WAY MOST PEOPLE PRONOUNCE MY NAME (HASTI) SO MINDY BASICALLY SAID MY NAME
  40. Annette and Mindy bonding is the best
  41. DAYUUUUUM TAMRA
  42. Tamra’s Japanese modelling is my favourite callback
  43. AND. HER. HEIGHT. HAHA
  44. Nah, I’m going to pass on the work thing #same
  45. I gotta say, I have to shave literally everything, but ears never occurred to me
  46. Ew Jody with your racist campus
  47. AIR-HEADED FLIBBERTIGIBBET
  48. (out of those two words, I misspelled air-headed)
  49. HOW DARE YOU
  50. YEAH KEEP WALKING KIMBALL-KINNEY
  51. LIKE WALK OFF THE SET
  52. LEAVE OUR SHOW
  53. HI LAHIRIS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH – WHAT AN ON BRAND ENTRANCE *100 emoji*
  54. RISHI SAY SURPRISE TO YOUR SISTER
    YEAH I SAW HER LIKE YESTERDAY
    BAHA
  55. Your prayers have been answered
  56. Hey Dan, you did stay with them in India
  57. LOL NO DON’T DO THAT
  58. Aww Rishi, what a good boyfriend
  59. OMG these two always jump to killing people off
    Kobe Bryant has been shot
    Ma’s dead
  60. Hahahah that’s not funny
  61. OMG DOES YOUR MOTHER HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE?!
  62. Successful Doctor, runs 2 businesses, still needs allowance to live in New York teehee
  63. Stop underestimating your mother Dan
  64. Stop giving into everything Min
  65. 4 robbers, just hanging out in the kitchen, yeah sure
  66. Annette should have been covering Danny’s mouth this whole episode to stop him from saying all the dumb nonsense he said
  67. AND IT WILL BE FROM BOTH OF US!!!!!!!
  68. DOT I LOVE YOU SO
  69. TEEHEE 69
  70. Aww Jeremy wants to come but also to complain <3
  71. Danny not giving a F*** about Jody is my fave
  72. hahaha Colette
  73. SARI WE’RE LATE
  74. I love that she paired her Sari with a cat tshirt
  75. Tamra rejecting Rishi is my second favourite callback
  76. MORGANS WOUND IS BACK – maybe it’ll win the Emmy
  77. MINDY LOOKS SO HOT
  78. THAT HEADPIECE
  79. DAYUM YOUR FAVE COULD NEVER
  80. Sonu is such a natural story-teller
  81. Booooo SeaWorld booooooooooooooo
  82. *whispers* morons
  83. A photographer with cataracts sounds like a great idea
  84. ANNETTE SAID EXSQUEEZE ME
  85. I LOVE THIS
  86. Jody, now is not the time to develop a moral compass
  87. DANNY ITS A BUSINESS, NOT AN AFFAIR, CHILL THE F OUT
  88. Later, Baby is part of the fertility practice so technically 2 jobs
  89. Jody bolting out like Speedy Gonzales made me snort laugh
  90. Hahaha eggplant!!!!!!
  91. You two literally just need to sit down and have a cool, level-headed conversation and all of these issues would be solved though
  92. I love seeing every wrinkly inch of it
  93. I feel like you were looking too closely
  94. Aaah I hate this fight
  95. But like Danny, you were gone for way too long for someone who is concerned about Leo having family around
  96. WHY DONT YOU STAY HOME
  97. OMG DON’T ARE YOU KIDDING ME HER
  98. Yes you agreed but because Mindy didn’t speak up then when she was having the doubts and then he was gone and she was settled in her routine and now for some reason she’s scared to talk to him
  99. Before they started dating he was her go to person
  100. And now she has to go to JODY?!
  101. GET THIS WOMAN SOME FEMALE FRIENDS PLEASE
  102. SQUEEKING <3
  103. Hey I love this scene with all of my heart
  104. Did Annette say Sonar? haha
  105. HAHA because Danny and I are so reasonable and cool-headed
  106. RHEA PEARLMAN IS A TREASURE
  107. YOU’RE MY MAA <3
  108. Princess Jasmine is a great nickname can it be my new one?
  109. STFU Dan
  110. DO YOU SEE HOW THEY’RE GETTING ADVICE FROM THE OTHER PERSONS PARENT
  111. THROWS A SCALDING TEABAG AT MY FACE
  112. OMG THIS IS PART OF MY BRAND NOW
  113. Aww Mindy you’re doing so well up there being hilarious
  114. You know whose clearly a pervert? JODY
  115. THIS IS LIKE STRAIGHT OUT OF A ROMCOM
  116. I LOVE THE GESTURE
  117. LETS JUST END IT HERE OK
  118. NO DON’T HAVE THIS CONVERSATION
  119. DANNY DON’T SAY THE WORD HOBBY
  120. AAAAAAH OTHER KID
  121. LALALALALA THIS CONVERSATION ISN’T HAPPENING
  122. OMG MINDY WHAT THE EFF SPEAK YOUR MIND
  123. HE’S NOT A MIND READER
  124. YOU HAVE TO SPELL THINGS OUT FOR HIM
  125. PLEEAAAAAAAAAASE HAVE A CONVERSATION FOR THE LOVE OF MY FEELINGS
  126. LOL whatever you did under that blanket
  127. Min, stop letting him do this to youuuuuuu
  128. If you just talked to him he would know where your mind is at and then he wouldn’t be pushing what you don’t want on you
  129. Ew advice from Jody ew
  130. You ARE a sex criminal gtfo
  131. (but ily Garrett)
  132. WHAT AN ANGST FILLED AND UNRESOLVED EPISODE
  133. THIS WAS THE FIRST PLANE RIDE AND ALSO THE FIRST WINDOW FADE-OUT THAT WAS RIPE WITH SADNESS FEELS AND NOT HORNED-UP DANDY FEELS
  134. Mindy Kaling I love you but my heart can’t handle too much angst ok?
  135. Just a little is fine, but by the midseason finale it needs to be rainbows and butterflies and cotton candy ok?!!
  136. Hey, a girl can dream

Thanks so much for reading guys, I tried and failed to keep my feelings out of it but I’d love to hear your thoughts on the episode and where the ark might go! Hit us up on twitter and share your feels and don’t forget to livetweet with my and my awesome co-contributor Sara every Tuesday at 9:30!

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