Thoughts I Had While Watching The Mindy Project – The Departed

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Hello my dear friends and welcome back to my weekly therapy session, euh I mean my weekly The Mindy Project post. This week I want to talk about The Departed and the feels it made me feel and also please someone #FreeMessinaFromBenAffleck. Okay, enough chit-chat, let’s get down to business.

  1. It annoys me more than it should that the show is sponsored by Microsoft
  2. I’m an Apple fangirl through and through & I don’t believe for a second that Mindy Lahiri would not have a pink iPhone.
  3. Oh hey Leo, what’s up dude
  4. Yay Min, you changed a lightbulb
  5. Shaving while cooking omg I love her so much
  6. Like when she was shaving her arm in Wedding Crushers
  7. She just gets me
  8. Why is your pancake syrup the colour of blood?
  9. Or is that what syrup looks like in America?
  10. Because I just use maple
  11. Dammit now I’m hungry
  12. NOOO NOT HER APARTMENT
  13. *giggle* do you know how many dudes I’ve slayed there
  14. CHRISTMAS?!
  15. CHRISTMAS DANNY?
  16. #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
  17. Wow Danny you figured out how to change your ringtone?
  18. GIVE YOUR WEINER A HONK FOR ME
  19. Hey Peter I’m so glad you’re still here
  20. Swab responsibly, aww Jer
  21. When I get bored in class, I start sitting like Peter
  22. I have a ~thing~
  23. If Halloween already happened in MindyLand and Danny was there – how is Christmas three Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup shapes from now?
  24. Ahh time, what a magical concept you are in Mindyverse
  25. YES WE CAN HAVE EVERY CONVERSATION PIVOT TO DANNY
  26. Peter looks good though guys
  27. I promised Leo awwwww – was that the proper reaction? I can’t tell because I’m dead inside
  28. HAHA he’s seen that episode of Dora
  29. Stop doing weird drugs Peter!
  30. I’M 27 YEARS OLD
  31. This sentence started so eloquently and then she said y’know, so a rich-o can see it
  32. OMG KEVIN SMITH YOU’RE HERE AGAIN
  33. Ohhhhh Mindy gone is the wrong word
  34. AS YOU NOTICED BY THE GIF THIS LINE WAS MY FAVE
  35. If you ever want to feel blackballed, just try to go to the weight watchers in TriBeCa, they’ll turn you away because you’re way too thin
  36. I feel like that had the cadence of an insult but it wasn’t one bb
  37. I KNEW JAMES THOUGHT GONE MEANT DEAD
  38. *hair flip*
  39. I think you have ok hair?
  40. bahaha ok I don’t have that kind of money
  41. Touching your toes THAT ONE TIME
  42. What did you do to Mindy’s couch aah
  43. Hey Loretta, your husband sounds creepy
  44. DROP THE COOKIE LOSER
  45. I WAS LIKE MINDY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!
  46. She was bleaching it blonde for a while! LOL Like when Mindy had her ombré
  47. SON OF A BITCH
  48. HEY FOX WHAT’S GOOD
  49. 10% OVER ASKING?! Let Danny stay dead ahaha
  50. Gluten is my favourite food
  51. Great, and fun, and sad
  52. Ewwwww Peter
  53. Anna Kendrick should be so lucky
  54. Hey show, Mindy needs a friend
  55. WHOAAAAA TAMRA
  56. XOSHA IS MY CONSTANT
  57. Lol Morgan that guy sounds more like a lady-boner killer
  58. SPORTSBALL
  59. “I still smell you grandmothers house sometimes when I’m walking by wet cardboard”
  60. Someone please help Morgan
  61. LISTEN TO COLETTE MORGAN DON’T GO UP THERE
  62. OK GO UP THERE IT’S YOUR LIFE
  63. The intern did not strike me as a stunt heavy movie but good choice I think
  64. WHAT A COOL COINCIDENCE
  65. Why didn’t one of you go with like cancer or car accident LOL
  66. Oh hey picture from the season 3 promo shoots
  67. Or is that season 2? whatever you get it
  68. HE SAID SHIT
  69. HEY FOX WHATS GOOD
  70. LOL Like Taylor Swift does
  71. Morgan’s self confidence is inspirational tbh
  72. Although Ike’s new body is a 9/9.5
  73. “I can’t gain weight no matter how much I eat” I’d throw a tomato at you too bb and I love you but that’s a sore subject for me
  74. Wow this isn’t about me never mind
  75. Are these dudes real sportsball players? Ehh don’t tell me I don’t care
  76. As a millenial, you don’t need the “a” before the “100 emoji”
  77. Julianne Moore sounds way more aggressive than I thought
  78. EW GUY NO GET OFF HER YOU’RE LIKE 100 YEARS OLD
  79. He is tiny, that part is true haha
  80. Are hispanic ghosts scarier than white people ghosts?
  81. Asking for a friend who thinks she’s being haunted
  82. I HAD TO BUY HER CD UGH
  83. LOL COLETTE
  84. VERY ELABORATE BURN JEREMY
  85. Souspnake Aly pointed out that Beverly was not in this episode & it’s very possible that she stole the computers & I want that to be the truth
  86. He gets his sweaters from the canal oh honey
  87. COS I BARELY THINK ABOUT HIM ALL THE TIME
  88. HEY MY WIIIIIFE
  89. It is actually very nice there need to be more scholarships
  90. HUH WHAT FIGURES LAUREN WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
  91. Whoaaaa she threw Peter under the bus
  92. On the cover of Scientific American AND Hustler
  93. These things are all true though, Peter has a point
  94. But Danny is changing
  95. Just at glacial speed
  96. I don’t think this is going to be a major deal – like they’ll deal with it and be stronger and more in love or whatever
  97. DON’T GO BACK TO TEXAS MINDY NEEDS FRIENDS SOMEONE GET HER FRIENDS DAMMIT
  98. IF YOU CAN TEXT YOU CAN CALL DANIEL
  99. HES HOME
  100. FINALLY
  101. DANNY IS BACK
  102. WE ARE SO BLESSED

DID YOU GUYS SEE THE PROMO FOR NEXT WEEK IT LOOKS SO GOOD EVERYONES IN IT I’M SO EXCITED OK BYE SEE YOU THEN LATER HATERS!

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Author: Hasti

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