Thoughts I Had While Watching The Mindy Project – The Departed

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Hello my dear friends and welcome back to my weekly therapy session, euh I mean my weekly The Mindy Project post. This week I want to talk about The Departed and the feels it made me feel and also please someone #FreeMessinaFromBenAffleck. Okay, enough chit-chat, let’s get down to business.

1. It annoys me more than it should that the show is sponsored by Microsoft
2. I’m an Apple fangirl through and through & I don’t believe for a second that Mindy Lahiri would not have a pink iPhone.
3. Oh hey Leo, what’s up dude
4. Yay Min, you changed a lightbulb
5. Shaving while cooking omg I love her so much
6. Like when she was shaving her arm in Wedding Crushers
7. She just gets me
8. Why is your pancake syrup the colour of blood?
9. Or is that what syrup looks like in America?
10. Because I just use maple
11. Dammit now I’m hungry
12. NOOO NOT HER APARTMENT
13. *giggle* do you know how many dudes I’ve slayed there
14. CHRISTMAS?!
15. CHRISTMAS DANNY?
16. #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
17. Wow Danny you figured out how to change your ringtone?
18. GIVE YOUR WEINER A HONK FOR ME
19. Hey Peter I’m so glad you’re still here
20. Swab responsibly, aww Jer
21. When I get bored in class, I start sitting like Peter
22. I have a ~thing~
23. If Halloween already happened in MindyLand and Danny was there – how is Christmas three Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup shapes from now?
24. Ahh time, what a magical concept you are in Mindyverse
25. YES WE CAN HAVE EVERY CONVERSATION PIVOT TO DANNY
26. Peter looks good though guys
27. I promised Leo awwwww – was that the proper reaction? I can’t tell because I’m dead inside
28. HAHA he’s seen that episode of Dora
29. Stop doing weird drugs Peter!
30. I’M 27 YEARS OLD
31. This sentence started so eloquently and then she said y’know, so a rich-o can see it
32. OMG KEVIN SMITH YOU’RE HERE AGAIN
33. Ohhhhh Mindy gone is the wrong word
34. AS YOU NOTICED BY THE GIF THIS LINE WAS MY FAVE
35. If you ever want to feel blackballed, just try to go to the weight watchers in TriBeCa, they’ll turn you away because you’re way too thin
36. I feel like that had the cadence of an insult but it wasn’t one bb
37. I KNEW JAMES THOUGHT GONE MEANT DEAD
38. *hair flip*
39. I think you have ok hair?
40. bahaha ok I don’t have that kind of money
41. Touching your toes THAT ONE TIME
42. What did you do to Mindy’s couch aah
43. Hey Loretta, your husband sounds creepy
44. DROP THE COOKIE LOSER
45. I WAS LIKE MINDY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!
46. She was bleaching it blonde for a while! LOL Like when Mindy had her ombré
47. SON OF A BITCH
48. HEY FOX WHAT’S GOOD
49. 10% OVER ASKING?! Let Danny stay dead ahaha
50. Gluten is my favourite food
51. Great, and fun, and sad
52. Ewwwww Peter
53. Anna Kendrick should be so lucky
54. Hey show, Mindy needs a friend
55. WHOAAAAA TAMRA
56. XOSHA IS MY CONSTANT
57. Lol Morgan that guy sounds more like a lady-boner killer
58. SPORTSBALL
59. “I still smell you grandmothers house sometimes when I’m walking by wet cardboard”
60. Someone please help Morgan
61. LISTEN TO COLETTE MORGAN DON’T GO UP THERE
62. OK GO UP THERE IT’S YOUR LIFE
63. The intern did not strike me as a stunt heavy movie but good choice I think
64. WHAT A COOL COINCIDENCE
65. Why didn’t one of you go with like cancer or car accident LOL
66. Oh hey picture from the season 3 promo shoots
67. Or is that season 2? whatever you get it
68. HE SAID SHIT
69. HEY FOX WHATS GOOD
70. LOL Like Taylor Swift does
71. Morgan’s self confidence is inspirational tbh
72. Although Ike’s new body is a 9/9.5
73. “I can’t gain weight no matter how much I eat” I’d throw a tomato at you too bb and I love you but that’s a sore subject for me
74. Wow this isn’t about me never mind
75. Are these dudes real sportsball players? Ehh don’t tell me I don’t care
76. As a millenial, you don’t need the “a” before the “100 emoji”
77. Julianne Moore sounds way more aggressive than I thought
78. EW GUY NO GET OFF HER YOU’RE LIKE 100 YEARS OLD
79. He is tiny, that part is true haha
80. Are hispanic ghosts scarier than white people ghosts?
81. Asking for a friend who thinks she’s being haunted
82. I HAD TO BUY HER CD UGH
83. LOL COLETTE
84. VERY ELABORATE BURN JEREMY
85. Souspnake Aly pointed out that Beverly was not in this episode & it’s very possible that she stole the computers & I want that to be the truth
86. He gets his sweaters from the canal oh honey
87. COS I BARELY THINK ABOUT HIM ALL THE TIME
88. HEY MY WIIIIIFE
89. It is actually very nice there need to be more scholarships
90. HUH WHAT FIGURES LAUREN WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
91. Whoaaaa she threw Peter under the bus
92. On the cover of Scientific American AND Hustler
93. These things are all true though, Peter has a point
94. But Danny is changing
95. Just at glacial speed
96. I don’t think this is going to be a major deal – like they’ll deal with it and be stronger and more in love or whatever
97. DON’T GO BACK TO TEXAS MINDY NEEDS FRIENDS SOMEONE GET HER FRIENDS DAMMIT
98. IF YOU CAN TEXT YOU CAN CALL DANIEL
99. HES HOME
100. FINALLY
101. DANNY IS BACK
102. WE ARE SO BLESSED

DID YOU GUYS SEE THE PROMO FOR NEXT WEEK IT LOOKS SO GOOD EVERYONES IN IT I’M SO EXCITED OK BYE SEE YOU THEN LATER HATERS!