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Nothing’s worse than an office gossip. Except maybe the office murderer. These people were DEFINITELY in need of some office counseling!

This week on iZombie, Liv ate the brains of a major gossip at a dental supply company. And when I say major gossip, I mean on the same level as gossip girl. She talked about everyone and had many enemies, so there were lots of suspects for Liv and Clive to work through. An added barrier was the fact that Liv, in turn, became a total gossip herself. It’s funny, as annoying as gossips are, I really do enjoy hearing most of what the have to say. …does that make ME a gossip?! Oh jeez…better watch my yogurt at work.

Anyway, Liv spent most of her time dishing to Ravi and Blaine and Peyton. Of course, he didn’t want to hear any of it–he’s in full on moping mode…unclear on the “meaning of life” after Peyton chose Blaine over him. All of this whining was super annoying because HE DIDN’T HAVE TO SLEEP WITH HIS OLD BOSS. I’m so sick of these storylines where the guy “just can’t help it”; he’s wounded and HAS to sleep with someone immediately. Give me a damn break.

Moving onto a man who’s in a slightly better place, Major finally found Natalie and gave her his dose of the cure. He’s being chivalrous and all. He’s Don Quixote. The problem here is that was the dose he was supposed to take with him when he got shipped out to war. Now, he’ll probably die in the line and duty–not from a weapon. *sobs in a corner*

Back to Liv and Clive, they solved the office gossip murder–it was a Utopium prank gone wrong. How many times will it take people to learn not to mess with drugs?! Specifically Utopium! Those people were idiots, but that’s the least of our worries. Clive and Liv also tracked down an icky white supremacist from that anti-zombie forum, and found out that his brother worked at Max Rager on the night of the breakout. This man has vowed to kill zombies and doesn’t think the police need to worry about him…because “you can’t murder something that’s already dead”. *shivers*

My final thoughts on this week’s episode are that I REALLY think Blaine got his memories back after this most recent cure and he’s just faking it so Peyton will want to sleep with him. Maybe I’m wrong. But I feel like I’m right. That just seems like a real Blaine-y move.

Next week, Liv takes on the brains of a dominatrix. I think we’re all looking forward to that.