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I’m back bishes! I’d like to think that I have loyal fans who sit by thegameofnerds.com every Sunday just waiting for my Mindy thoughts to drop, and that should tell you a lot about the type of person I am but this isn’t about me. Last week I wrote the recap for The Parent Trap & I really missed doing my list so I thought I’d do it this week & give you my thoughts on When Mindy Met Danny next week. This way I get to do what I want, and y’all get more content to help get through hell-atus, everyone wins; mostly I win, but when I win, you all win!

  1. This is starting out very well
  2. Her needs are bagel bites, I relate deeply
  3. That guy didn’t even look up they probably do this constantly
  4. Like can we discuss the faces and noises and thrusts and all the hotness of this or is that creepy?
  5. I think it’s creepy and I should just play it cool like oh ok sex montage no big deal at all
  6. And just freak out internally about the up against the wall *fire emoji*
  7. Bless you Hulu for this sexy times montage
  8. HEY FOX WHATS GOOD
  9. He’s holding on to her boobs
  10. GUYS
  11. He’s groping her hehehehe
  12. “CANT A GUY PRAY INSIDE HIS OWN GIRLFRIEND”
  13. “SLIDE OUT”
  14. OMG YOU GUYS
  15. Oh Leo hey what’s up dude
  16. It’s not like India has an underpopulation problem bahaha
  17. It’s not a real thing Dan!
  18. Ugh dudes and condoms
  19. Too tired? What happened to thirsty camel in a desert oasis!
  20. Morgan threw that muffin at a picture of Danny because he has unresolved feelings for Mindy right?
  21. GASP Morgan you’re leaving grandmother?
  22. NO ONE LIKES LEO ANYWAY <– ME AF
  23. I’m very worried about Morgans development
  24. Morgan should know what a vasectomy is though
  25. But it’s nice that cousin Lou would do that with him
  26. HOW WOULD HE NEVER KNOW IF HE WAKES UP PENIS-LESS
  27. Where did you get the second muffin though?
  28. Ok Dianna cool it its a baby not a nobel prize
  29. I don’t really get how it’s a play on wall of fame
  30. I love this dress on Mindy so much
  31. Her reaction to that picture of Morgan is my reaction to all!
  32. SMART FUSCHIA TRENCH FROM ANTHROPOLOGY
  33. Sounds like that “unisex” raincoat he and Mindy bought together
  34. Aww Jeremy I’d never question your chap-hood 😉
  35. Just like me and…OH GOD <– ME AF PT 2
  36. Knights of Columbus?
  37. God you’re so lame Dan
  38. “too greasy” ok sure that’s real
  39. RUGMUNCHER
  40. THAT’S YOUR SON POUAHAHAHA
  41. STOP JUDGING HER CANDY CONSUMPTION
  42. OMG I HOPE THE HORSE DOESN’T DIE
  43. Evan isn’t around to web design it back to life!
  44. This date seems hella romantic though
  45. Her earrings are fierce
  46. He knows he’s a bum and he’s being annoying so there’s hope!
  47. THAT’S MY FAVOURITE THING TO FOCUS ON TOO
  48. MYSELF, BUT ALSO MINDY
  49. Just read my twitter, you’ll see
  50. What kinds of fairytales are you two horned up nerds reading?!
  51. But go for it haha
  52. I wouldn’t erase your birthday Morgan
  53. Real talk, Danny could have used his phone or an app
  54. Oh wait no he probably doesn’t know how those work
  55. Every single time I hear a new slang term I turn into Mindy here
  56. AM I OLD?!
  57. The Ovulation of Mindy Lahiri makes it sound a movie
  58. I’d probably let Prince Harry do that to me
  59. I want to be a princess SO BAD
  60. But I understand why he’d choose Tamra over me
  61. His little butt gets us all riled up bb
  62. This is shaaaaaaaady of Danny though
  63. Handsome jerk getting away with things in my heart because Messina and his dumb face <3
  64. The fact that this OBGYN still doesn’t have a regular OBGYN kills me
  65. non. penetrative. coitus. ewwwwwww Jody staaahp
  66. OOH DID HE SING ON STAR SEARCH?! CAN WE SEE?!!
  67. I’m very concerned about Morgan now
  68. I would tweet #LahiriBabyMiracles despite hating babies
  69. I’ve seen so many pictures of you but none of your face teeheeheehee
  70. So that wiener-mobile is hanging in her office *giggle*
  71. Danny could’ve been nicer to Dianna
  72. A TROUT?!
  73. UGH always been bad at analogies
  74. “Fantasy that undermines the dignity of men”
  75. Says the man who ~literally~ ran through New York City to tell Mindy he loved her
  76. But I guess it’s better than calling it When Doofus Met Dummy
  77. How horny do you think this movie is going to make her?
  78. Although…
  79. I love Tom Hanks, American loves Tom Hanks
  80. Jody got so excited about those flowers YOU GUYS
  81. He just wants to go to the friendship ball with someone
  82. Where’s Collette omg I miss her!!
  83. Formally announce YOURSELF
  84. HOW DARE YOU
  85. She is totally a lady!
  86. NOT THE ICE CREAM!!
  87. That I found on the floor of the kitchen hahahahaha oh Mindy honey
  88. I’d know his pin and steal all his money is so on brand
  89. Yup, the moon hides behind the sun, because it’s scared of the daytime
  90. The MOST offensive thing Jody has ever said was that ice cream thing just now
  91. CAN I LIVE JODY
  92. teehee little Italian nephew
  93. YAAAAAS MORGAN APALLING IT IS
  94. A sex drive that borders on mental illness haha
  95. Wait Morgan YOU KNOW TOO MUCH
  96. I feel like Morgan is a terrible con-man
  97. Like he got attached to them & was like ehh maybe I won’t steal from them
  98. How adorable
  99. He’s not a mind reader either though MIN
  100. TALK TO EACH OTHER FOR CHRIST SAKE
  101. that was super insightful Ike & I’m finding myself attracted to you
  102. EUH MORGAN, I MEAN MORGAN
  103. BAHAHAHAHA MORE LIKE DOCTOR SHE
  104. Nooooooo he found the birth control – I knew this lab coat switching had to have a disastrous end
  105. I think #PreviewPopcorn might solve all the worlds problems
  106. Danny you’re like super late, this scene is far in the movie
  107. Now I want to watch WHMS
  108. Did you know a woman wrote this hahahaha Min
  109. She’s totally me, like stfu I’m watching a movie
  110. Aww the first date guy is so cuuute and in love he doesn’t even notice Danny’s dumb sarcasm
  111. YAS EVERYONE THROW YOUR PREVIEW POPCORN AT HIM
  112. BOOOOOOO
  113. I hate the way he defends it, like so what I’m trying to trick you it’s for your own good
  114. BRO LET GO OF HER ARM
  115. Ok relax with your fear of Leo’s childhood
  116. Danny, Leo isn’t you!
  117. YAAAAAAAAAS MINDY LET HIM HAVE IT
  118. TBH Danny’s been annoying me since DCIM Nutritionist
  119. How dare you Danny, you’ve been gone for MONTHS
  120. YEAH, what she said!
  121. SEXECUTIONNER
  122. teeheehee she made a joke in the middle of this fight
  123. Awwwwwwww Mindy *hugs*
  124. Danny has always been so holier than thou
  125. I probably spelled that wrong but I’m crying too hard to check
  126. ITS SO IMPORTANT DANNY OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
  127. YOU FRUSTRATE ME
  128. BECAUSE YOU REMIND ME OF MY DAD
  129. AND A PART OF MY MOM PROBABLY STILL RESENTS HIM FOR TELLING HER TO BE A STAY AT HOME MOM
  130. But they’re good now because they finally communicated
  131. Wow Hasti cool random origin story – said no one ever
  132. Anyways
  133. YAAAAS BAD GIRLS
  134. I love when this plays and Mindy goes into badass doctor mode
  135. NOPE JODY SSSHHHHH JUST SSSSHHH
  136. Lol stop with him
  137. She’s so cute and excited when she drinks the champagne
  138. And then she gets so sad when she comes back home it breaks my heart
  139. And then she’s like awwwww Danny asked he cares he’s back to not being a jerk
  140. AND THEN HE PULLS HER HEART OUT AND STEPS ON IT BY BEING ALL LETS POSTPONE THE WEDDING
  141. But guys! She’s come so far! Like, in Be Cool, there was pleading and crying and trying to stay together and drama but now she’s just like okay fine and they keep being together and my heart soars for her character but also breaks with sadliness

Well, we know the next episode was heartbreaking in its own way so please come back next week to read my 100+ thoughts on it as well as my probably oversharing some details no one cared about! Okay, g’night babes.

& pssst, remember, in Kaling we trust!