Source: Hasti for TGON
HEY PALS! Are you ready to enter the dark corners of my mind? Well too late you’re already here there are no take-backs muaha. If you haven’t seen JKKIMH yet, you probably should do that, if only to see Mindy look like a beautiful Indian goddess…& I guess Leo was there too, whatever.
- Ok here goes
- Oh no there are way too many babies in this cold open I can not
- Also let’s just get this out of the way ok: I MISS DANNY
- #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
- I love that she’s thinking about Leo becoming a famous pop star
- Ew no don’t share your instruments, Leo was eating his
- GRATITUDE?! That’s her name?! k
- He is a little blob with eyes!
- Honestly they all are blobs with eyes
- Creepy blobs with eyes
- *shudder*
- LITTLE SRIRACHA!?
- OMG BEST NAME EVER
- #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
- I went to public school & I turned out amazing duh
- WUT DAT
- I’m sure your toddlers don’t need to be studying abroad
- I don’t love Leo
- HAHA pinching butts
- Danny does that too right, butts are his thing
- Morgan is so shocked that Mindy doesn’t have paypal
- I thought she didn’t like shred lett
- that’s not the point
- #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
- IMMACULATE ACADEMY OF THE SACRED MEATBALL
- BAHAHAHAHA
- And meatball is Mindy’s nickname at the hospital
- Yeah, poverty is the worst thing priests do
- mmhmm yup
- BOOKS ARE YOUR PARENTS NOW
- I went to private school & I can’t relate
- My pre-k was a secret underground english pre-k in Iran
- Because apparently my parents are badass
- AAH Beverly the computer
- That physically pained me
- Wow Min, good save
- GUTTERBELLES
- It’s so cute how excited Mindy was for Collette
- Probably took her back to her days with Storks & Strikes
- Hehe there aren’t enough suspenders in the world
- #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
- I can’t here about how women are sexually obsessed with you anymore either
- This seat cushion is the greatest thing
- Oscar Isaac can get it
- This is way better than that Chris Evans pillow
- Straight. Out. Of. A. Sexist. Riddle
- OH THIS ACCENT NOOOOOO
- LOOL ok well played
- ALSO THREE SYLLABLE DAMN FOR MINDY IN THIS SARI
- I LOVE IT SO MUCH
- The talent booker for Fallon was the most impressive one on that list?
- Why are preschools so intense it’s literally nap time all the time
- I would SO take home the wrong kid
- Or forget completely
- A sick relative who he hates
- DAD NEEDS TO NOT
- Dan were you crying because of the dog or did you have a called
- Jeremy was so excited aww babe
- That is not what Danny sounds like AT ALL
- He needs to come back because Mindy is forgetting him
- #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
- She has more than one friend at the morgue?!
- s e r i a l k i l l e r
- well well well how the turntables
- AND ILL BE LEO HAHA
- This coat is so flawless I’m so mad I didn’t have enough money to buy Sal’s Gilt collection
- AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS SARI
- OMG THE COLOUR
- AND THE JEWELS
- OMG I WANT THAT HEADPIECE
- Yeah Jody needs to just sit there quietly
- Ugh even the WEATHER he makes controversial
- I hate when people don’t understand science
- LIKE SCIENCE JUST WANTS TO HELP YOU LISTEN TO IT
- I literally am not paying attention to the plot anymore because of this headpiece
- Zheveryone?
- Everyone isn’t gendered
- I think your headpiece is the tits
- LEON HAHAHA
- Shut up lady
- ohhhhh noooooo I can’t write that joke down it feels wrong but I laughed which feels more wrong oh boy
- LOL at the lady mad at her husband
- CONFLICT FREE SHIRAZ
- Is she hitting on Jody?
- #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
- DAYUUUUUUM this outfit
- Mister teen Georgia 1990, can we see pictures from the swimsuit portion
- “hey it’s your money lady”
- Solange, Amal & Mindy – best girl squad ever
- Your town sounds dumb
- DOLLOP OF BROWNIE MIX <3
- Do all of y’alls accents just keep coming and going?
- I should’ve known you were using me for how hot and sexy I am
- Story of my life omg
- You know what is forever? Herpes!
- Hahahahahahaha that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me thank you aww Mindy <3
- Your poor brother jeez Jody
- #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
- It can never happen again, like a sitcom with all white characters #YAS
- I like that her hot nerds are Neil Degrasse Tyson and Olivia Munn
- You gotta pretend that you’re not a total bimbo HAHA
- This outfit is also on fleek – those pink leggings I need
- *GASP* #didyounot69
- I hate that he put it that way also
- Who is this Hillary? Sometimes I think you’re making these people up!
- That Golden Globes joke though
- #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
- BAHAHA THEN YOU WILL RELIEVE ALL YOUR MENSTRUAL CRAMPS
- This is so me when I try to flirt with boys by using sports
- BOO LADY Mindy is super hot
- MOON RIVER
- Danny’s pyjamas are SO TINY on Jody I am dying
- AWW THIS SHOWER
- From when Mindy took a tour of Danny’s apartment and they had banter in it over his washcloth
- #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
- Ugh the right thing is the worst
- Duh no one would reject Consuelos
- AW Jody that’s sweet-ish?
- I turned out…well not great but I’m fine <– my new tinder bio
- I DONT LIKE YOUR METAPHORS EITHER
- THATS A LOT OF MONEY FOR A BLOB WITH EYES
- HAHA I’ll be taking you to so many auditions
- #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
HEY THIS WAS FUN GUYS – I think Chris Schleicher episodes are becoming some of my faves because they’re so funny, the one liners are everywhere AND the pop culture references are *100 emoji*
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Later, haters!
