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Thoughts I Had While Watching The Mindy Project – Jody Kimball-Kinney Is My Husband

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HEY PALS! Are you ready to enter the dark corners of my mind? Well too late you’re already here there are no take-backs muaha. If you haven’t seen JKKIMH yet, you probably should do that, if only to see Mindy look like a beautiful Indian goddess…& I guess Leo was there too, whatever.

  1. Ok here goes
  2. Oh no there are way too many babies in this cold open I can not
  3. Also let’s just get this out of the way ok: I MISS DANNY
  4. #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
  5. I love that she’s thinking about Leo becoming a famous pop star
  6. Ew no don’t share your instruments, Leo was eating his
  7. GRATITUDE?! That’s her name?! k
  8. He is a little blob with eyes!
  9. Honestly they all are blobs with eyes
  10. Creepy blobs with eyes
  11. *shudder*
  12. LITTLE SRIRACHA!?
  13. OMG BEST NAME EVER
  14. #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
  15. I went to public school & I turned out amazing duh
  16. WUT DAT
  17. I’m sure your toddlers don’t need to be studying abroad
  18. I don’t love Leo
  19. HAHA pinching butts
  20. Danny does that too right, butts are his thing
  21. Morgan is so shocked that Mindy doesn’t have paypal
  22. I thought she didn’t like shred lett
  23. that’s not the point
  24. #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
  25. IMMACULATE ACADEMY OF THE SACRED MEATBALL
  26. BAHAHAHAHA
  27. And meatball is Mindy’s nickname at the hospital
  28. Yeah, poverty is the worst thing priests do
  29. mmhmm yup
  30. BOOKS ARE YOUR PARENTS NOW
  31. I went to private school & I can’t relate
  32. My pre-k was a secret underground english pre-k in Iran
  33. Because apparently my parents are badass
  34. AAH Beverly the computer
  35. That physically pained me
  36. Wow Min, good save
  37. GUTTERBELLES
  38. It’s so cute how excited Mindy was for Collette
  39. Probably took her back to her days with Storks & Strikes
  40. Hehe there aren’t enough suspenders in the world
  41. #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
  42. I can’t here about how women are sexually obsessed with you anymore either
  43. This seat cushion is the greatest thing
  44. Oscar Isaac can get it
  45. This is way better than that Chris Evans pillow
  46. Straight. Out. Of. A. Sexist. Riddle
  47. OH THIS ACCENT NOOOOOO
  48. LOOL ok well played
  49. ALSO THREE SYLLABLE DAMN FOR MINDY IN THIS SARI
  50. I LOVE IT SO MUCH
  51. The talent booker for Fallon was the most impressive one on that list?
  52. Why are preschools so intense it’s literally nap time all the time
  53. I would SO take home the wrong kid
  54. Or forget completely
  55. A sick relative who he hates
  56. DAD NEEDS TO NOT
  57. Dan were you crying because of the dog or did you have a called
  58. Jeremy was so excited aww babe
  59. That is not what Danny sounds like AT ALL
  60. He needs to come back because Mindy is forgetting him
  61. #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
  62. She has more than one friend at the morgue?!
  63. s e r i a l  k i l l e r
  64. well well well how the turntables
  65. AND ILL BE LEO HAHA
  66. This coat is so flawless I’m so mad I didn’t have enough money to buy Sal’s Gilt collection
  67. AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS SARI
  68. OMG THE COLOUR
  69. AND THE JEWELS
  70. OMG I WANT THAT HEADPIECE
  71. Yeah Jody needs to just sit there quietly
  72. Ugh even the WEATHER he makes controversial
  73. I hate when people don’t understand science
  74. LIKE SCIENCE JUST WANTS TO HELP YOU LISTEN TO IT
  75. I literally am not paying attention to the plot anymore because of this headpiece
  76. Zheveryone?
  77. Everyone isn’t gendered
  78. I think your headpiece is the tits
  79. LEON HAHAHA
  80. Shut up lady
  81. ohhhhh noooooo I can’t write that joke down it feels wrong but I laughed which feels more wrong oh boy
  82. LOL at the lady mad at her husband
  83. CONFLICT FREE SHIRAZ
  84. Is she hitting on Jody?
  85. #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
  86. DAYUUUUUUM this outfit
  87. Mister teen Georgia 1990, can we see pictures from the swimsuit portion
  88. “hey it’s your money lady”
  89. Solange, Amal & Mindy – best girl squad ever
  90. Your town sounds dumb
  91. DOLLOP OF BROWNIE MIX <3
  92. Do all of y’alls accents just keep coming and going?
  93. I should’ve known you were using me for how hot and sexy I am
  94. Story of my life omg
  95. You know what is forever? Herpes!
  96. Hahahahahahaha that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me thank you aww Mindy <3
  97. Your poor brother jeez Jody
  98. #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
  99. It can never happen again, like a sitcom with all white characters #YAS
  100. I like that her hot nerds are Neil Degrasse Tyson and Olivia Munn
  101. You gotta pretend that you’re not a total bimbo HAHA
  102. This outfit is also on fleek – those pink leggings I need
  103. *GASP* #didyounot69
  104. I hate that he put it that way also
  105. Who is this Hillary? Sometimes I think you’re making these people up!
  106. That Golden Globes joke though
  107. #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
  108. BAHAHA THEN YOU WILL RELIEVE ALL YOUR MENSTRUAL CRAMPS
  109. This is so me when I try to flirt with boys by using sports
  110. BOO LADY Mindy is super hot
  111. MOON RIVER
  112. Danny’s pyjamas are SO TINY on Jody I am dying
  113. AWW THIS SHOWER
  114. From when Mindy took a tour of Danny’s apartment and they had banter in it over his washcloth
  115. #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK
  116. Ugh the right thing is the worst
  117. Duh no one would reject Consuelos
  118. AW Jody that’s sweet-ish?
  119. I turned out…well not great but I’m fine <– my new tinder bio
  120. I DONT LIKE YOUR METAPHORS EITHER
  121. THATS A LOT OF MONEY FOR A BLOB WITH EYES
  122. HAHA I’ll be taking you to so many auditions
  123. #FREEMESSINAFROMBENAFFLECK

HEY THIS WAS FUN GUYS – I think Chris Schleicher episodes are becoming some of my faves because they’re so funny, the one liners are everywhere AND the pop culture references are *100 emoji*

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