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Thoughts I Had While Watching The Mindy Project – Stay At Home MILF

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Hello again friends; I’ve missed you dearly! I know my thoughts during The Bitch Is Back were pretty meh, but in my defense it was very Leo centric and tbh if it’s not DiCaprio in Titanic, I’m not interested. This week however,I’m super excited because Stay At Home MILF has become one of my favourite episodes. I can’t wait to watch it for the 5th(teenth) time and annoy you with my thoughts, here goes!

Oh, and if you still haven’t watch it, why did you even click on this, I’m sorry for luring you here with my amazing gif now please go watch the episode on Hulu and come back, but promise you’ll come back ok! OKAY?!

  • Yay I get to put down my cell phys textbook and watch Mindy I am living my best life
  • Do I need a drink?
  • hmm
  • Okay I went and made a Bloody Caesar
  • I can never spell Caesar
  • If I were ever to be a stay at home mom (but ew kids, never) I’d be like Mindy right now
  • Actually I’m dressed like Mindy for most of my semester
  • Ooh chips good idea brb
  • We only had weird gluten free beat chips what the hell mom
  • Maybe she bought them from Dwight though #FandomSoup
  • Lol my boobs magically make baby food, I wish mine magically made food for me
  • That was a weird as hell sentence
  • Yeah Dan, we just woke up!
  • I looove baby’s first enemies list!!
  • Silas Timberlake is on my list too, bonded my bae JT to that Jerssicah forever. #Rude
  • I would assume that Mindy would want him to date Princess Charlotte though & George would be the enemy, but not according to writer Chris Schleicher.

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  • I CAN’T CLEAN! I was born in this country and I’m too lazy – LOOL IT ME
  • You can’t say single income family like you have no money though
  • My soupsnake made a list and just look at all the stuff they own! (sidenote I didn’t tell her about this and she usually livetweets as she reads my lists, I can’t wait until she gets here HI ALY)

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  • Miss Piggy is such a problematic Muppet you guys, causing drama and karate-chopping morning show hosts
  • French, F***…close enough? He does do both so *sassy emoji*
  • HE DRINKS THE HOT WATER AND KCUP OUT OF LOVE THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING TO ME
  • And his faaaaace
  • To make her happy
  • I CANT OK
  • Dr. Reed, this chair hurts my butt cheeks
  • Yeah Jody, you’re too old for Beverly just move on
  • HA pick me up at 6 I live in the alley
  • Oh Danny, always about the gym
  • I wonder how Terry at the boxing gym is doing!
  • Does he still drive that bus on Wednesday?
  • I’m sorry, grandfather’s wedding?
  • *whispers* jewish is fine omg you can’t says that *covers face*
  • He is so proud of Richie’s coming out story it’s adorable
  • Stop being so adorable as you walk away though
  • 40 DIGITS
  • THEY NEED THE WIFI PASSWORD
  • Seriously bitch you don’t even need to ask, Mindy’s pyjamas are nicer than my party clothes
  • Soooo, those pearls, you got from getting on your knees?
  • Is the mominista voice Tracey Wigfield?
  • I feel bad for that green dress it looks like there’s a diaper attached to it?
  • OMG THIS PURPLE DRESS THOUGH
  • ITS SO PRETTY
  • I wanted to buy it – but then some bitch got to the last one in my size before me
  • But soupsnake & I decided we would Sisterhood Of The Travelling pants hers
  • You guys should check out @themindyprojectstyle she’s amazing and finds all of Mindy’s expensive outfits for us!
  • WEEEEEEEeeee my head is getting hot
  • Guys how much tequila is too much?
  • “He’s not handsome but he speaks english” sounds like something my extended family would say to get me to date someone
  • because I’m 23 and single and that is an abomination y’all
  • Morgan IS handsome and smarter than you may have thoughten
  • OMG I forgot to fangirl over the Carson Kressley in prison joke!
  • FROM A DUEL
  • LIKE IN HAMILTON
  • OMG PHILIP
  • *cries forever*
  • I’ve been obsessed with Hamilton lately so if anyone wants to take me I guess I can make it
  • This is his first ask-out hehehe
  • Whaaaaat’re you pointing at bb 😉
  • Real talk, the word hubby annoys me
  • Aw Mindy and Danny being all domestic DID YOU EVER THINK WE’D COME THIS FAR FROM LAMPLIKE FEELINGS
  • I tried juicing and litterally the entire kitchen looked like that!
  • How do you always look so amazing though Mindy
  • Colette sitting next to Morgan is totally me
  • Maybe I should buy this purple-ish dress instead
  • Nope they don’t have it in my size either
  • Thanks for saving me money I didn’t have internet!
  • LOL queso panini and hot gazpacho
  • No it’s not grilled cheese and tomato soup Castellamo!
  • BABE ILY
  • Why didn’t you pick something up for her?!
  • I’ll eat your grilled cheese Min!
  • Sure, I’ll take cooking classes at the MANHATTAN INSTITUTE FOR WOMEN WITH INFINITE TIME
  • That actually sounds like it could be real, I picture Blair and Serena from Gossip Girl going to that
  • How is going to the gym relaxing? ugh I hate exercise people
  • BOO DAN
  • LOL since I took our trash to the river!
  • She needs the break more, you got to hang out with adults, she was in baby land booo
  • TITS DEEP IN A MARGARITA
  • I WISH I WAS TITS DEEP IN A MARGARITA, ON A BEACH OR NOT
  • This brings me to my favourite segment, HEY FOX WHAT’S GOOD
  • I heard Grandfathered and The Grinder aren’t performing for you
  • MISS US YET
  • WE DON’T MISS YOU
  • Ohhhhhh this is getting interesting
  • Stay at home Dan does sound stupid
  • EW don’t be happy she said she was going to the gym
  • hahah “dammit now I have to go to the gym”
  • Love this outfit but I love them all
  • MON AMOUR
  • AND WITH THAT FACE ALL SMUG KNOWING HE’S ADORABLE
  • You mumbled something about Taylor Swift then you rolled over and farted BAHAHAHA
  • I relate to this deeply, except I’d mumble something about Mindy
  • Did you guys read that dumb article in Macleans or whatever last year about how Mindy was at the forefront for women because she farted constantly?
  • Oh Canadia *shakes head at us*
  • It was the dumbest and funniest thing ever!
  • Why must people throw things at her
  • AWW Morgan kisses her shoulder
  • Noo, we don’t hunt for sport anymore
  • Babe it sounds like no one is calling you #Colorgan
  • What a hot and natural couple indeed
  • Schnookums <3
  • I’m the queen of this ish! *sassy hair flip*
  • You bet your sweet ass you are Jody!!!
  • w h a t’ s  g o o d  f o x
  • PIE <3
  • Italian flashcards aww babe
  • OH NO THE PIE
  • Was it pre-cut though LOL
  • You always bake two pies because one gets thrown in the trash or because Mindy demands it like with the coffee cakes?
  • He took me on his boat, no ones ever done that and brought me back – oh poor sweet Morgan
  • WHOA AM I SMART – literally me when I made a cool reference
  • Stop playing spoons and it won’t happen anymore babe
  • HAHAHA that’s okay now!
  • I don’t care for this scene because the baby is in it but to appease my audience –
  • OOH LALA STAY AT HOME DILF
  • I LOVE when we get to see badass Dr. Mindy
  • She just said she loves slicing open women right?
  • And she has that friend at the morgue…
  • And women have vanished from this show…
  • and she’s into serial killers that murder other serial killers…
  • *backs away slowly*
  • OMG GUYS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FERTILITY CLINIC?
  • SERIOUSLY THOUGH?!
  • Mike’s Hard hahahaha
  • So fancy and gross  *drinks all of it*
  • a child needs his doctor mother to be home to clean the floors and prepare the father gourmet food
  • I love that she touched on this
  • Honestly though what even WAS the point of Glee
  • Guys you should all live your authentic selves
  • Definitely not, hard no, not even close – tell us how you really feel babe
  • I don’t know why I have such a hard time spelling definitely
  • over and out hahahah
  • Beverly and Tamra in the background of this scene give me life!
  • LOL JEREMY – amen sister
  • Okay Jody, make this about your life
  • Morgan falls in love fast and hard
  • He’s just perched on that stool painting;
  • Like it’s not ruining my life to see someone look so attractive
  • Did y’all notice the framed photo of Mindy and Leo?
  • I don’t care for it but the baby pushers are into it idk
  • Honestly how often does this apartment need to be cleaned
  • OKAY BUT THIS SCENE WITH LEO MADE ME CRY THE FIRST FEW TIMES AND I’M GETTING SOFT GUYS AAH
  • Karen the anasthesiologist is such a bitch
  • I JUST WANT YOU TO BE PROUD OF ME BABY
  • TO HER ACTUAL BABY
  • WE’VE COME SO FAR
  • I CAN’T
  • I’M GONNA CRY AGAIN
  • THE BOOZE IS NOT HELPING
  • MY HORMONES ARE NOT HELPING
  • UGH EMOTIONS
  • Hahaha the gun in The Godfather
  • No bb
  • Even I know you can’t keep a schedule with a baby dude
  • I wasn’t lying – LIKE MY ALLERGY TO VEGETABLES
  • Danny’s face is so cute when he says big challenge!
  • And Mindy’s mini vomit face
  • And the silent crying
  • SHUT UP WITH YOUR ADORABLE HAPPINESS YOU MAKE ME SICK
  • I LOVE YOU
  • HAHA he thinks she’s crying because he insulted the west coast
  • They are the worst though real talk they have to wait 3 extra hours for TV shows!
  • I still have zero reaction to Alan having a heart attack except that I feel for Danny and his pour tortured heart
  • My babies are adulting and problem solving and so good together
  • I CAN’T
  • THIS HUG <3
  • But poor Mindy though, she just wants to have an open conversation about wanting to go back to work – no games, no manipulation, and she works up her courage and then UGH
  • Realistically he heard her say that though right?
  • If you’ve made it all the way to the end of this list you’re awesome & I love you and you’re probably one of my best internet friends.

Danny wants to get to Cali as fast as possible yet he’s going to drive across the country? that seems fake but okay. I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS IN EPISODE 6 – make sure to watch Tuesday at midnight on Hulu and livetweet with us 10/20 at 9:30 EST!

I LOVE YOU ALL OK BYE

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