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Thoughts I Had While Watching The Mindy Project – Leo Castellano Is My Son

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This week, Danny and Mindy brought baby Leo home & if you still haven’t watched it why did you even click on this, did you want to be spoiled?! Go and watch episode 4×03, then come back and read this post and when you’re done with all of that you can send me some of your thoughts, if they’re as cool as mine *sassy girl emoji*

In her audiobook, Mindy Kaling describes doing a celebratory shot of tequila after her meeting with a network executive, before heading home to rewrite her pilot. Wanting to channel Mindy tonight, I have done the same and am currently sitting on the floor with no pants on – another one of her methods. Here are my tequila fuelled thoughts, enjoy!

  1. ugh I should’ve brought out that lime
  2. maybe a second shot will help
  3. oh hey it kind of did
  4. oops episode I forgot about you *rewind*
  5. there are seriously so many Lion King references in this kids life
  6. just wait until mom and dad tell him his origin story
  7. one random new years eve they go back to see a production of Lion King on Broadway and Danny gets emotional and Mindy gets horny and Leo the teenager is scarred for life
  8. anyyyyyyyway that’s just an idea for season 18 of The Mindy Project, now available as hologram theatre right in your living room
  9. wow that was deep as hell
  10. *rewinds again*
  11. hahaha property taxes
  12. first it was airport dad novels, now its lame dad jokes, what’s next Danny, reading glasses?
  13. oh, right, you’ve got those covered *heart eyes*
  14. could you imagine them leaving the hospital and loading up the car and driving with their baby all slow and careful
  15. ew this alcohol is making me soft ugh
  16. OMG WE’VE BEEN ROBBED
  17. always jumps to robbed no matter the situation
  18. Mindy has been robbed a lot though I guess
  19. fun proofed! babies are totally the opposite of fun!
  20. I was raised on TV and also turned out perfect, Mindy Lahiri and I have so much in common!
  21. what huh where were we?
  22. AND NO WIFI?!
  23. lol giving up the weather channel and el nino
  24. whaaaat nooooo there’s no gun in here
  25. she found her gun, time to do a shot
  26. how dare you call her crazy DAN
  27. I love that, I’m gonna get that as a tramp stamp
  28. sort of a long tramp stamp
  29. eh she’ll figure it out
  30. guys maybe you should have louder sex to drown out the neighbour
  31. come on do it
  32. have sex
  33. ugh fine be boring
  34. he’s old, I’m essentially a child bride hahahahaha
  35. SMUG BREEDERS
  36. I’m calling parents smug breeders from now on
  37. even my own
  38. Danny these rules suck
  39. take that San Fran?!
  40. I always email TMZ when I leave the house, which is rare but it does happen
  41. none of this papa mama european bull-jive
  42. i feel like fox would have not let some of these jokes through so its time for
  43. HEY FOX WHATS GOOD
  44. also I wrote europeen the first time teeheehee
  45. Ok Danny chill out with the emotions
  46. Go make us some money, I have very expensive habits #SAME
  47. How does Schulman & Associates make money? First with the George Lopez insurance and now Steve Harvey insurance
  48. THAT BABY – i feel the same way Morgan
  49. Aw Jeremy, when will you ever get normal
  50. HEY BEV
  51. on the reg with Whitney? she knows right?
  52. LOL prawns in sauce are probably miserable because they’re dead
  53. #TLCTuesdays is actually so clever
  54. I don’t want no scrubs, a scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me, hangin’ out the passengers side of his best friends ride, tryin’ to holla at me
  55. Adrien, we literally couldn’t care less
  56. More important characters have disappeared without a word before you
  57. I hate babies I have nothing to say about these scenes where she’s hanging out with it but she’s being adorable I guess
  58. DANNY THERE’S AN EMERGENCY IM SO BORED
  59. #BRINGBACKTHETVANDWIFI
  60. LOL PEDOATRICIAN
  61. My biggest fear is literally tripping and rolling down the spiral omg
  62. ugh books come on dude!
  63. this Jack Spratt nonsense hit close to home for me too as I am shoving carbs in my face
  64. you didn’t need to know that
  65. hoockleberry hah
  66. how can a book with this many jews in it not have a single joke OMG MINDY
  67. #heyfoxwhatsgood
  68. Mrs Reese is hitting on Morgan HARD
  69. I get it babe he’s like hot as hell now
  70. that’s a great ringtone to set for your boss
  71. guys Morgan is totally in love with Mindy right? Like he messed with her birth control and he wanted to go on a date with her and he “snow whited” her when she came back from Haiti AND HE’S SO EXCITED ABOUT HER CALL
  72. if this was HIMYM I’d develop anxiety over who Mindy would end up with
  73. but Kaling wouldn’t do me like that
  74. that Gyllenhall grillin haul pun tho *praise hands*
  75. Mindy look so cool struttin out of the apartment
  76. Tamara’s bod is smokin’ though
  77. Morgan’s god ew face haha
  78. awwww Jer you’re in love thats adorable
  79. ohhhhh no THE MOTHER WHAT ARE YOU UP TO
  80. YAS LAVERNE COX VOICE
  81. she works at the white house now? what happened to the limo company? you go girl
  82. LOL door slam
  83. ew missing your guts what even
  84. so the issue is that the keys were too big, not that Leo has no motor skills
  85. my crack eats my clothes too Min
  86. Clippers? hot sportsball players?
  87. IM COMING FOR YOU LEO (DiCaprio)
  88. If you go to a taco place that doesn’t make you a taco
  89. Aw Chelsea and Mindy are going to be bff’s and I can’t wait
  90. WHATS GOOD FOX HUH HUH HUH
  91. very interested in that picture DAN
  92. she’s literally kicking him out heheheee
  93. pouahaha she’s hiding in the crib
  94. GUYS I MISS HAPPY ENDINGS BTW
  95. “I loved listening to you bone randos” “and I loved falling asleep to you munching on peanut brittle” #FriendshipGoals
  96. I thought you were slutty for modern female empowerment reasons, not old fashioned sad ones *giggles 5ever*
  97. hey babe, Morgan isn’t ANYONE at this point he’s one of the hot ones
  98. like so hot his personality and poverty don’t matter
  99. it took him 1 hour and 56 minutes to hang a photo? and its crooked tbh
  100. these #TLCTuesday outfits sound amazing though
  101. “look at him from behind a plant”
  102. the vest is back
  103. omg babe don’t staple your shirt to your body!
  104. A NANNY CAM OMG
  105. and Morgans home alone face <3
  106. his sex sounds are weird as hell
  107. Duh he knows another Mindy, his neighbours cat!
  108. *gasp* it was in the picture frame
  109. omg Danny only came home because his live-feed was out
  110. that’s why he went straight to the picture
  111. i see what you did there!
  112. hey pal, anyone is lucky to get Jake G’s germs!
  113. ohhhh Danny, I’m just going to assume you didn’t love brokeback mountain because it made you sad as hell
  114. just give her back her tv and internet man
  115. WIFE
  116. WIIIIFFFEEEEEE
  117. WIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE BABES
  118. I’m loving Chelsea being like no let’s just call it a night ssshh
  119. yikes don’t tell your bosses to stfu
  120. MASTER HAHAHAHA
  121. DANNY CHILL
  122. poor sweet Morgan, yes the “wind” blew the door”
  123. okay he has tall hair
  124. to show you the face of devastation, SPECIFICALLY MINE
  125. TAMAR & WHITENEY
  126. Aw poor Gerald
  127. I hope he and Jon still get married
  128. every day is BUSINESS FORMAL DAY
  129. hahaha finest body shot
  130. boo rando dudes
  131. double boo don’t shame her
  132. wow both these dudes suck
  133. lol but like you’re just creeps
  134. Yo Syria is always wack
  135. Euh Whiteney what gives? is tha coke? why the marker?
  136. LEAVES
  137. LETTUCE IS LEAVES GUYS
  138. wow look at us adulting though
  139. awww she was so cute about the sexy striptease
  140. BAAAAAABES <3
  141. seriously though we’re adulting and having a legit conversation
  142. “we’ll balance each other out” “as long as we both compromise a little” “no thats not what I said” heh
  143. Since this is Hulu, can we see it too?
  144. jk obvi im not a drunk perv
  145. what huh ok bye

Thanks for reading guys, see you on Tuesday for a brand new episode and epic livetweet!!

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