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THOUGHTS I HAD WHILE WATCHING THE MINDY PROJECT – C IS FOR COWARD

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If you haven’t watched C Is For Coward yet, DO NOT continue down this post! I’m serious guys, I don’t want to be the one to ruin it for you because then you might hate me and I cannot deal with a single white female situation in my life right now. Okay, this is a safe zone now; the lame-o Melvins are gone. GUYS! HOW AMAZING WAS THAT EPISODE! My thoughts were less than coherent but here goes.

  1. Aw the babes are in bed how cute
  2. Like a married couple <3
  3. Danny is totally reading an airport dad novel
  4. Sorry, I mean a complex thriller
  5. I’m into Wall-E as a name!
  6. And if they have a girl next they can name it Eva
  7. Omg I just thought of ANOTHER baby without cringing
  8. I’m going soft ugh
  9. I still hate the Nashville baby
  10. Omg don’t get me started on Nashville y’all
  11. Will I ever get through one of these without being distracted?
  12. Only time will tell
  13. No time won’t
  14. Yes time will
  15. *rewinds*
  16. Ok but the acceptance of the possibility of the baby being trans is so important
  17. Herm?
  18. Omg the ring is on her pinky!!
  19. Swollen everything, that is so hilarious to me
  20. *gasp* Danny you’re not in the mood?
  21. Sweet D *giggle*
  22. Casey was always knocking her glasses off her face with his penis so she knows what you mean Danny
  23. LOL “that’s my life you’re describing”
  24. And last week she was like I spend half my life kneeling on this floor
  25. SO MUCH SEX THINGS TO INFER
  26. NOW BACK TO THIS BITCH THAT CANCELLED THE SHOW, HEY FOX WHAT’S GOOD
  27. I know I said that last week too
  28. God you’re being so aggressive, can I live
  29. You bought the cow, now get the milk for free!!!!! Dammit Danny
  30. Oohlala Oh Whoa keep it going 69
  31. Dweeeeeebs <3
  32. BABESSS
  33. So basically that cold open is now one of my favourites
  34. YAY OFFICE SCENE
  35. Hey Beverly and Tamra and Morgan AND JER!
  36. YAS Whitney is still around
  37. Aww dude you’re so tragic, I’ll pretend to be your friend
  38. Bev, i’d like to take this class also!
  39. Whoa Adrian is still here
  40. Almost as tragic as Jer
  41. I would love TO WANT to go to that
  42. Is that a baby in a Popsicle omg I love it
  43. I would totally freeze my eggs if I saw that
  44. I’ll take that free car booboo
  45. As a young millennial, I also text all my answers to verbal questions
  46. He wrote down COOL on his hand omg Morgan
  47. MIDWIVES – I love and hate you at the same time
  48. That’s me in the lab coat y’all
  49. Is this song also from Duncan’s EP and can I get it on iTunes?
  50. HI DUNCAN
  51. …Interspecies triples?!
  52. Hey Brooke Burke, health expert
  53. Why aren’t you wearing fat-steps?
  54. That was the sweetest most innocent delivery of the word ISIS ever
  55. I guess after Brendan broke up with Maria Menounos he had to get another brunette for his commercials
  56. Butterflies are creepy as hell
  57. Stone age health care is finally here OMG
  58. The US of Chernobyl bahaha – probably nooooot safe
  59. This post is also hell compelling! RIGHT?!
  60. Hasti also doesn’t get out of bed for less than 10 thousand dollars
  61. That’s how much my boss is paying me for this post
  62. I would also like to be so drugged up for any and all painful activities involving little Hasti.
  63. That’s what I call my crotch
  64. Refer to thoughts 7-10 regarding my position on babies
  65. Mindy’s politics are the most consistent thing in this show #Trump2020
  66. Hey Danny, it’s her vagina, you don’t get an opinion
  67. The Lahiri fertility clinic merch is so nice
  68. This suite is DABOMB.COM
  69. I want to live in it
  70. I was sure she said everything I ever dreamed about
  71. But creamed is sooooooo much better
  72. FOX WHAT’S GOOD
  73. Spa water in the IV can’t be good for your body right
  74. Like with osmoregulation?
  75. Very smart breed! Morgan thinks a dog curated that tequila list ha!
  76. The most beautiful moment of my life was when I got a picture with Mindy Kaling
  77. Baby removal hahaha
  78. Ugh Virgos, am I right?
  79. Morgan isn’t a hedgefunder, of course he needs 50 cents back
  80. Why does EVERYONE assume I was molested? EVERYONE!
  81. Superstitious hoodoo for dumbdumbs
  82. I’M SORRY, FATHER TONY’S LAP?!
  83. HA! Danny is like nope I ain’t paying anything forward
  84. I feel like, as an OBGYN Danny would know how to induce childbirth naturally
  85. Casey Anthony joke leads me to HEY FOX WHATS GOOD
  86. Hey whoa Danny that’s a boob not a bike horn
  87. How does it work with the banister, asking for a friend
  88. I can’t believe Danny would leave the book hanging around, his place is neat like a serial killers lair
  89. BOOZE AND SEX ARE ALSO MY FAVOURITE THINGS
  90. My body is an idiot too Mindy PREACH IT
  91. Again, as OB’s I hope you both know what the C is for
  92. HOW DARE YOU IMPLY SHE SPINS, DAN
  93. Basically your vagina explodes a bloody screaming little alien
  94. And people say “have kids it’s magical”
  95. YEAH DANNY WHY SHOULD WOMEN GET ALL THE PAIN
  96. My 2 things are laughing out loud and in love with Hulu
  97. Tell me on twitter or in the comments what two things you guys are!
  98. Danny’s always been the Yoko so is Mindy John?
  99. Oh she’s the whole band
  100. LOL I’m Morgan
  101. You are a confident beautiful ethnic goddess #AllOfUs
  102. Morgans valley girl accent is my favourite
  103. ALL THE WADES
  104. Hey whoa Morgan its a baby, not a dog
  105. OWL
  106. IS OWLY GOING TO BE BACK IN HIS TOWLY
  107. Jeremy seriously you are so tragic I feel for you
  108. Danny’s shirt is super nice here
  109. and of course Mindy’s fashion has been, as per usual, *checks hand* on fleek
  110. Trapped like a mouse on glue paper
  111. LOL BEVERLY
  112. Morgan pretending he hates Duncan but then making the most excited face is the cutest thing ever!
  113. I’m late too actually
  114. Wow tmi huh
  115. Oh no you don’t Deslauriers
  116. YEAH BRENDAN what are you a comedian now?!
  117. Why are you asking dumb questions Brendan
  118. Why is it so hard to believe morgan is hilarious
  119. Other business Morgans; can we meet some of them
  120. I’m sorry *rewinds*
  121. MESSED WITH HER BIRTH CONTROL
  122. Omg this is why we got pregnant
  123. Dammit Morgan
  124. We trusted you to grind it up in her coffee
  125. I still ain’t moving!
  126. Well just run him over for christ sake!
  127. HAI OMAHA STEAKS WASSUP
  128. Awww Duncan is so encouraging
  129. Brendan though is sort of the worst
  130. Hello what’s wrong what’s happening what’s the matter
  131. Jer is me always
  132. BOO-GAH
  133. Cutest way to say booger omg British babe
  134. I have many questions about this dart in her shoulder
  135. Oxi for a Brazillian actually sounds necessary
  136. You’re ruining my expo and my best friends body
  137. Save my money and spend his is also my mantra
  138. Leave us alone Brendan we want our mantra to be corporate!
  139. Duncan please sing Beyoncé
  140. Side-note Matt Warburton is totally obsessed with Beyoncé right?
  141. Okaaaay or sing this song
  142. Beverly is so into the song I love it
  143. MY GIRL
  144. Swooning for days
  145. Omg run Danny run
  146. How did you get sage you weirdo
  147. NATURE SUCKS
  148. I can’t believe no one on that nyc subway gave her drugs though
  149. Hahaha morgan is trying to network
  150. Brendan how dare you want to punch sweet Mindy lahiri
  151. GASP BETRAYAL TO BEYONCE
  152. Dannyyyyyyyyyyyyy
  153. That baby out of mouth thing sounds awful like a horror movie
  154. TRY MODERN MEDICINE DAMMIT
  155. DID YOU STOP FOR A SLICE
  156. LIKE IN THE SEASON 2 FINALE
  157. OMG DANNY IM CRYING
  158. IF I WERE A BOY IS PLAYING, again Warby and Bey
  159. YOU’RE MUCH STRONGER THAN ME
  160. C R Y I N G
  161. A STONE COLD BITCH I LOVE IT SO MUCH
  162. NOTHING HAS EVER BEEN MORE ROMANTIC
  163. EVEN TOUGHER THAN MA
  164. I love how he whispers it though, like as if Ma would find out
  165. MY BABIES HAVE A CHUBBY BABY
  166. OMG MORGAN WHAT DID YOU DO TO MINDY WHY WOULD THIS BE YOUR BABY
  167. 7 hours on the subway?!!!!???
  168. Who delivered the baby
  169. Was it Danny
  170. Did he cry and get emotional
  171. No dude DiCaprio is better
  172. LIKE HIS MAA
  173. I’M A MAA
  174. OMG STAB ME WITH A FORK MY HEART IS FULL OF WARM FUZZIES
  175. HOW DARE YOU PLAY SAM SMITH RIGHT NOW
  176. IM CRYING FOREVER I CAN’T EVEN DEAL
  177. GUYS
  178. OMG
  179. Mindy Kaling needs to make less good episodes because I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THESE FEELINGS I’M FEELING AFTER EACH ONE
  180. HOW AM I EXPECTED TO GO ON WITH MY LIFE?!

Thanks for suffering through these with me guys, it was very therapeutic! Tell us some of the thoughts you had while watching this blessed episode. Don’t forget to watch Mindy on Hulu and join us for a TMP livetweet every Tuesday at 9:30EST on twitter @TheGameOfNerds

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