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If you haven’t watched C Is For Coward yet, DO NOT continue down this post! I’m serious guys, I don’t want to be the one to ruin it for you because then you might hate me and I cannot deal with a single white female situation in my life right now. Okay, this is a safe zone now; the lame-o Melvins are gone. GUYS! HOW AMAZING WAS THAT EPISODE! My thoughts were less than coherent but here goes.
- Aw the babes are in bed how cute
- Like a married couple <3
- Danny is totally reading an airport dad novel
- Sorry, I mean a complex thriller
- I’m into Wall-E as a name!
- And if they have a girl next they can name it Eva
- Omg I just thought of ANOTHER baby without cringing
- I’m going soft ugh
- I still hate the Nashville baby
- Omg don’t get me started on Nashville y’all
- Will I ever get through one of these without being distracted?
- Only time will tell
- No time won’t
- Yes time will
- *rewinds*
- Ok but the acceptance of the possibility of the baby being trans is so important
- Herm?
- Omg the ring is on her pinky!!
- Swollen everything, that is so hilarious to me
- *gasp* Danny you’re not in the mood?
- Sweet D *giggle*
- Casey was always knocking her glasses off her face with his penis so she knows what you mean Danny
- LOL “that’s my life you’re describing”
- And last week she was like I spend half my life kneeling on this floor
- SO MUCH SEX THINGS TO INFER
- NOW BACK TO THIS BITCH THAT CANCELLED THE SHOW, HEY FOX WHAT’S GOOD
- I know I said that last week too
- God you’re being so aggressive, can I live
- You bought the cow, now get the milk for free!!!!! Dammit Danny
- Oohlala Oh Whoa keep it going 69
- Dweeeeeebs <3
- BABESSS
- So basically that cold open is now one of my favourites
- YAY OFFICE SCENE
- Hey Beverly and Tamra and Morgan AND JER!
- YAS Whitney is still around
- Aww dude you’re so tragic, I’ll pretend to be your friend
- Bev, i’d like to take this class also!
- Whoa Adrian is still here
- Almost as tragic as Jer
- I would love TO WANT to go to that
- Is that a baby in a Popsicle omg I love it
- I would totally freeze my eggs if I saw that
- I’ll take that free car booboo
- As a young millennial, I also text all my answers to verbal questions
- He wrote down COOL on his hand omg Morgan
- MIDWIVES – I love and hate you at the same time
- That’s me in the lab coat y’all
- Is this song also from Duncan’s EP and can I get it on iTunes?
- HI DUNCAN
- …Interspecies triples?!
- Hey Brooke Burke, health expert
- Why aren’t you wearing fat-steps?
- That was the sweetest most innocent delivery of the word ISIS ever
- I guess after Brendan broke up with Maria Menounos he had to get another brunette for his commercials
- Butterflies are creepy as hell
- Stone age health care is finally here OMG
- The US of Chernobyl bahaha – probably nooooot safe
- This post is also hell compelling! RIGHT?!
- Hasti also doesn’t get out of bed for less than 10 thousand dollars
- That’s how much my boss is paying me for this post
- I would also like to be so drugged up for any and all painful activities involving little Hasti.
- That’s what I call my crotch
- Refer to thoughts 7-10 regarding my position on babies
- Mindy’s politics are the most consistent thing in this show #Trump2020
- Hey Danny, it’s her vagina, you don’t get an opinion
- The Lahiri fertility clinic merch is so nice
- This suite is DABOMB.COM
- I want to live in it
- I was sure she said everything I ever dreamed about
- But creamed is sooooooo much better
- FOX WHAT’S GOOD
- Spa water in the IV can’t be good for your body right
- Like with osmoregulation?
- Very smart breed! Morgan thinks a dog curated that tequila list ha!
- The most beautiful moment of my life was when I got a picture with Mindy Kaling
- Baby removal hahaha
- Ugh Virgos, am I right?
- Morgan isn’t a hedgefunder, of course he needs 50 cents back
- Why does EVERYONE assume I was molested? EVERYONE!
- Superstitious hoodoo for dumbdumbs
- I’M SORRY, FATHER TONY’S LAP?!
- HA! Danny is like nope I ain’t paying anything forward
- I feel like, as an OBGYN Danny would know how to induce childbirth naturally
- Casey Anthony joke leads me to HEY FOX WHATS GOOD
- Hey whoa Danny that’s a boob not a bike horn
- How does it work with the banister, asking for a friend
- I can’t believe Danny would leave the book hanging around, his place is neat like a serial killers lair
- BOOZE AND SEX ARE ALSO MY FAVOURITE THINGS
- My body is an idiot too Mindy PREACH IT
- Again, as OB’s I hope you both know what the C is for
- HOW DARE YOU IMPLY SHE SPINS, DAN
- Basically your vagina explodes a bloody screaming little alien
- And people say “have kids it’s magical”
- YEAH DANNY WHY SHOULD WOMEN GET ALL THE PAIN
- My 2 things are laughing out loud and in love with Hulu
- Tell me on twitter or in the comments what two things you guys are!
- Danny’s always been the Yoko so is Mindy John?
- Oh she’s the whole band
- LOL I’m Morgan
- You are a confident beautiful ethnic goddess #AllOfUs
- Morgans valley girl accent is my favourite
- ALL THE WADES
- Hey whoa Morgan its a baby, not a dog
- OWL
- IS OWLY GOING TO BE BACK IN HIS TOWLY
- Jeremy seriously you are so tragic I feel for you
- Danny’s shirt is super nice here
- and of course Mindy’s fashion has been, as per usual, *checks hand* on fleek
- Trapped like a mouse on glue paper
- LOL BEVERLY
- Morgan pretending he hates Duncan but then making the most excited face is the cutest thing ever!
- I’m late too actually
- Wow tmi huh
- Oh no you don’t Deslauriers
- YEAH BRENDAN what are you a comedian now?!
- Why are you asking dumb questions Brendan
- Why is it so hard to believe morgan is hilarious
- Other business Morgans; can we meet some of them
- I’m sorry *rewinds*
- MESSED WITH HER BIRTH CONTROL
- Omg this is why we got pregnant
- Dammit Morgan
- We trusted you to grind it up in her coffee
- I still ain’t moving!
- Well just run him over for christ sake!
- HAI OMAHA STEAKS WASSUP
- Awww Duncan is so encouraging
- Brendan though is sort of the worst
- Hello what’s wrong what’s happening what’s the matter
- Jer is me always
- BOO-GAH
- Cutest way to say booger omg British babe
- I have many questions about this dart in her shoulder
- Oxi for a Brazillian actually sounds necessary
- You’re ruining my expo and my best friends body
- Save my money and spend his is also my mantra
- Leave us alone Brendan we want our mantra to be corporate!
- Duncan please sing Beyoncé
- Side-note Matt Warburton is totally obsessed with Beyoncé right?
- Okaaaay or sing this song
- Beverly is so into the song I love it
- MY GIRL
- Swooning for days
- Omg run Danny run
- How did you get sage you weirdo
- NATURE SUCKS
- I can’t believe no one on that nyc subway gave her drugs though
- Hahaha morgan is trying to network
- Brendan how dare you want to punch sweet Mindy lahiri
- GASP BETRAYAL TO BEYONCE
- Dannyyyyyyyyyyyyy
- That baby out of mouth thing sounds awful like a horror movie
- TRY MODERN MEDICINE DAMMIT
- DID YOU STOP FOR A SLICE
- LIKE IN THE SEASON 2 FINALE
- OMG DANNY IM CRYING
- IF I WERE A BOY IS PLAYING, again Warby and Bey
- YOU’RE MUCH STRONGER THAN ME
- C R Y I N G
- A STONE COLD BITCH I LOVE IT SO MUCH
- NOTHING HAS EVER BEEN MORE ROMANTIC
- EVEN TOUGHER THAN MA
- I love how he whispers it though, like as if Ma would find out
- MY BABIES HAVE A CHUBBY BABY
- OMG MORGAN WHAT DID YOU DO TO MINDY WHY WOULD THIS BE YOUR BABY
- 7 hours on the subway?!!!!???
- Who delivered the baby
- Was it Danny
- Did he cry and get emotional
- No dude DiCaprio is better
- LIKE HIS MAA
- I’M A MAA
- OMG STAB ME WITH A FORK MY HEART IS FULL OF WARM FUZZIES
- HOW DARE YOU PLAY SAM SMITH RIGHT NOW
- IM CRYING FOREVER I CAN’T EVEN DEAL
- GUYS
- OMG
- Mindy Kaling needs to make less good episodes because I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THESE FEELINGS I’M FEELING AFTER EACH ONE
- HOW AM I EXPECTED TO GO ON WITH MY LIFE?!
Thanks for suffering through these with me guys, it was very therapeutic! Tell us some of the thoughts you had while watching this blessed episode. Don’t forget to watch Mindy on Hulu and join us for a TMP livetweet every Tuesday at 9:30EST on twitter @TheGameOfNerds
