Here’s a round-up of some of the main events on Ramsay Street last week.
Hendrix Needs To Do Some Major Going Away
This kid is a spoiled little snot, and he can take his awful animal print jacket and wander off into the sunset as far as I’m concerned. I know Neighbours enjoys bringing in a bad boy/girl and then redeeming them, but as far as I’m concerned it’s already way past the point where Hendrix can ever be redeemed, and he’s only just got here.
I thought there was a glimmer of hope for Hendrix when he reacted like a normal human when Mackenzie told him she was transgender, but then he was incredibly cruel to her at the dance. He tried to separate her from her friends, then he kissed another girl. Harlow was having none of this, so she confronted him, and that’s when he grabbed her and forcefully kissed her too. Harlow walloped him in the face which, whilst not being her finest moment, was probably what most of us would have wanted to do.
As if all that wasn’t enough, when he won the prize for being the best dressed (I clearly don’t understand fashion anymore, because I thought he looked like a cheap sofa), he grabbed the microphone and proceeded to verbally bash his dad in front of the whole school.
Incidentally, why was the school dance outside on a lawn? That seems impractical.
Anyway, back to Hendrix. He’s an idiot and I’d like him to get lost.
Ned Is A Bit Dim
Dear, lovely Ned. He’s very good at wearing a waistcoat at work and putting suitcases into cars, but he’s clearly not the best judge of character, nor can he detect a lie. Scarlett is being extremely manipulative and creepy, and poor Ned has no idea what’s going on, and presumably he’s still a bit discombobulated from Scarlett pretty much getting her boobs out in front of him. Bea’s close to figuring it out, but let’s hope she joins the dots a bit more quickly because Ned needs saving from whatever Scarlett has in store for him.
Note to David, Aaron and Kyle – this is why you don’t invite perfect strangers to move in with you.
Terese Peels Vegetables In Her Designer Office Wear
I flipping love how extra Terese is. I am one of those people who gets home from work and immediately goes upstairs to get into my embarrassing fluffy Adventure Time PJs. Terese, on the other hand, doesn’t even change into some swanky designer loungewear when she gets home, she stands there and peels the spuds in her no doubt very expensive power dress, and I absolutely love it. Terese is everything I want to be, but can’t be bothered.
Shaun Said and Did A Few Things
Shaun was there, and he definitely spoke to people and walked about and stuff, but honestly I glaze over every time he comes on screen, so I couldn’t describe a single thing that he did last week.