Hey some stupid guy was going to write this article but I relieved him of the job (he isn’t dead, I promise.) Anyways it is your favorite guy in a red suit writing this (hint I’m not Santa.) Legally I can’t say my name cause of copy right rules and stuff but you know who I am. In case you aren’t that smart I’ll give you a hint my name rhymes with “Tedpool.” Did you figure out who I am now? Good, let’s continue.
So you are probably wondering why I am here in this nerd’s basement typing on his computer. A certain movie is coming out next summer. Deadpool 2.
My movie The movie comes out June 1st, 2018. I expect to see you all there or else. I’m only kidding you don’t have to go but you should or else. Seriously no or else.
That same idiot Ryan Reynolds is back and so are those fabulous writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick with a little help from Drew Goddard. Tim Miller had some problems with the film and left the project but
we Deadpool 2 got David Leitch to direct. He co-directed John Wick and is directing lady John Wick or Atomic Blonde is what it is called I believe. Remember at the end of the last one when I Deadpool the character in the film and totally not me said Cable would be in the next one. Well he has been cast. Josh Brolin, yeah Thanos weird chose right. I am all for it he got pretty swole. Check out the video below.
Quietly, the “Team” is killing it. It takes a small village: @justindlovato at @iambuilt, Jonathon Phillips @hbmaxmuscle, @goldsgym and some discipline. Just saw @davebautista at the gym and he said: “What the f*ck happened to you?!” Haha. Best compliment ever. Totally clean: no sugar, no breads, no pastas, no drugs, none of it. Fish, rice, eggs, veggies, water, one @bulletproof or @cavemancoffeeco in the morning. I’m almost 50. It’s a different time: our access along with some big picture discipline results in always surprising milestones. Get on the train. #wedontfuckaround. #itaintthathard #startslowandlight @weprevail #ryanreynoldsismybitch
And here is a picture of him getting all Cabled up.
My movie Deadpool 2 also cast Domino, the chick from that Childish Gambino show Atlanta is playing her. Zazie Beetz (no way that’s a real name.) Oh yeah I got sidetracked but my boy Dopinder is back. So is Negasonic Teenage Warhead, that name never gets old. My love Deadpool’s love Vanessa is also back and so is that lame-ass Colossus. And maybe Weasel. My roommate, Blind Al will also be back. If you don’t believe me on this stuff I got it from here.
Hey this kid got cast too.
That is Julian Dennison he is from Hunt for the Wilderpeople. I don’t know who he is playing though or do I.
My movie Deadpool 2 started filming on June 27th, 2017. That dummy Ryan Reynolds instagramed these pictures below.
That Ryan Reynolds guy is pretty funny, huh? And handsome too.
Yeah so nothing has been released about the plot. Obviously I know but I can’t tell you. They would try to kill me, of course they can’t, cause of super powers and all. So no plot stuff for you nerds but here are some more pictures from the set.
Okay I’m done here, I got a unicorn and a chimichanga waiting for me. I’ll let this nerd go now. I better see you at
my the movie in a year.
Smell you later.