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Yo peeps what up! I’m so glad to see you’re back here with me! This week I’m watching the midseason finale of The Mindy Project and typing out some thoughts through my tears, Enjoy!

  1. Oh we’re jumping right into the flashback sequence I’m so excited
  2. This outfit feels more like present Mindy than past Mindy
  3. OHMYGOD ELEVATOR MEET-CUTE THIS IS PERFECT
  4. And he’s all where did we meet just like in When Harry Met Sally
  5. Ok I have to come clean I didn’t connect those dots, another reviewer did
  6. Shut up Danny just be nice
  7. 2007 EXSQUEEZE ME YAS ON BRAND
  8. I loooove that they’re both trying to go through the door at the same time
  9. Oh nooo present day are we fighting still?
  10. Ooh advent calendar wait let me get my chocolates
  11. THIS IS THE MOST DELICIOUS CROTCH I’VE EVER TASTED
  12. HEY FOX WHAT’S GOOD
  13. UUUUUGH stop talking about more kids it’s so annoying
  14. YEAH BUT JUST LIKE MAKE LESS COOKIES
  15. Throwback to “oh so he’s not even the star of the thing that you know him from”
  16. He has lots of friends there a million other randos on the show, and maybe he’s bald because he shaves
  17. For once the time on this show made sense in this episode but barely haha
  18. Oh hey Leo, what’s up dude
  19. STOP FIGHTIIIIIIIIIIIIING
  20. HAHA the most popular tattoo for latino men
  21. UGH DANIEL AGAIN
  22. I feel like I will be writing that a lot
  23. I think 10 million is a good price for celebrities
  24. Oh so you realize you’re being a dick and ruining christmas ok cool
  25. awwww FLASHBACK SELFIE
  26. yeah why are you smiling HUH
  27. Jeremy as work crush is accurate
  28. OMG HI NURSE BEVERLY!
  29. LOL SHULMAN WELCOME BACK
  30. I ACTUALLY DON’T MISS YOU
  31. But I’m sorry you’re choking on your muffin
  32. Ugh Danny you’re so laaaaaaaaaaaame
  33. Aww Christmas gingerbread
  34. Do you guys think he made it so much harder in later years because Mindy ruined it for everyone
  35. LOL can you stop glaring at me
  36. BEVERLY’S GASP THOUGH
  37. Was this with Tom?
  38. Yeah, ok, same diff
  39. BAHA ASHLEY MADISON
  40. YOU’RE PRETTY LUCKY TO COME ALONG FOR THE RIDE
  41. YOU GUYS ARE
  42. AS ARE WE THE FANDOM
  43. OHH Christina shoutout
  44. LOL “I’ll have you know that when Doctor Shulman hired me, he believed me to be an effeminate black man”
  45. UGH DANNY
  46. I mean I wasn’t paying attention but I’m sure he was annoying
  47. Aww hi office, you’re still adorable even in your storage/fart room stage.
  48. Omg Mindy you’re so graceful
  49. Aww this fake computer screen is so cute
  50. She took the time to make an entire fake page and came up with a TMZ headline I love it
  51. Jeremy is hitting on her and laying the groundwork for the pilot hookups
  52. er ee er ee er
  53. DTF
  54. My friend is here and I’m watching this episode on silent while she’s talking to me and just typing
  55. Because I am a PRO
  56. CASTELLAMO
  57. Lol Principals office in a porno
  58. Clearly she had done her research after or before shooting the one with Tom
  59. Ohhh no Mindy hide!
  60. She did a really good job of staying hidden
  61. Until she broke his glasses
  62. Haha she made him Harry Potter glasses
  63.  Beverly’s commentary is golden
  64. HOHOHO he threw them against the wall
  65. See what I did there
  66. HOHOHO
  67. LIKE SANTA!!!!!
  68. Mindy should’ve spelled it honoured
  69. That makes sense for Jeremy
  70. SCRUMMY BRILLIANT
  71. LOL FAKE ACCENT
  72. OMG MINDY ILY
  73. Jeremy getting the carbs out of the toaster oven is such a good preview of the fat Jeremy days
  74. META AS HELL JOKE ABOUT BACKSTORIES
  75. Armoire is french for none of those things
  76. black tshirt in boys size medium 😉
  77. DRESSING IN A WAY THAT IS APPEALING ONLY TO WOMEN
  78. ACCURATE AS HELL
  79. I HAAAAAAAAATE when people use sweetheart and honey with people that aren’t their bf/gf or kid
  80. LIKE. NO.
  81. His aunt stabbed him for being a jerk
  82. Am I his aunt?
  83. BADASS DOCTOR MINDY
  84. She’s being so great and making the patient comfortable and also making jokes omg Mindy be my OB please
  85. Side-note I love this scarf
  86. YAY MINDY BEING AWESOME
  87. I’ve come to realize I love her and only care about her and her happiness
  88. Oh hi Castellamo, you’re here again
  89. HI GAIL
  90. THIS IS OUR FIRST DOCTORS LOUNGE DATE
  91. OK BUT LOOK AT THIS DANNY IS YELLING AT HER AND SHE’S ASKING ABOUT THE THERAPY SESSION
  92. Hi Doris! Hows your cat? your husband?
  93. Doris scoffing is me scoffing all episode long
  94. She didn’t impersonate anyone ughhhhh Daniel
  95. DON’T SAY THE JOKE LINE
  96. IT’S SO MEAN
  97. I’M GONNA PRETEND YOU DIDN’T
  98. He didn’t even ask how it went how rude
  99. HA Danny is impressed with Mindy’s technique suck it Dan
  100. “I love comedy movies” sounds like Messina to me
  101. Awwww Min </3
  102. Lol you were the fart room more than ever
  103. And here we are setting the stage for the formula of “Danny is a jerk but then does something nice and then flashes a smile and some heart eyes and I’m like aww ily”
  104. DOY
  105. No thank you! Aww Min
  106. I hope no one is playing a drinking game where they are taking a shot every time I say ugh Dan or aww Min
  107. Don’t touch her Danny
  108. Oh…another feature…that’s cool
  109. This little banter is adorable and the rest of the season needs to be more stuff like this aka the Mindy & Danny I fell in love with
  110. Teehee it’s a sign from the universe
  111. I love this type of desk setup – my room looks like it
  112. OMG LOOK AT YOUR FLIP PHONE
  113. ITS CALLED A SELFER TEEHEE
  114. AWWWW THE GIGGLES AND THE HUGGING
  115. Oh no we’re back to present day this feels ominous!
  116. Has anyone else started braiding their hair a lot more since Mindy does it?
  117. Oh, I’m the only weirdo
  118. NO
  119. NOT A TAPE MEASURE
  120. AAAAAH THIS FEELS NOT GOOD
  121. hey Leo, what’s up dude
  122. AAAAAAH SAM SMITH WHYYYYY
  123. THE HEARTBREAK OF THE LYRICS
  124. WHY MUST YOU HURT ME IN THIS WAY
  125. HI OLD APARTMENT I MISS YOU
  126. BUT I DON’T LOVE THAT WE’RE IN YOU FOR SAD REASONS
  127. THE CLOSET?! BUT WHERE WILL YOUR CLOTHES GO?!
  128. DOES LEO EVEN HAVE TO COME?
  129. ALSO WHAT ABOUT THE BROWNSTONE
  130. OH NO SAD MINDY
  131. WHEN MINDY CRIES I CRY SO HARD
  132. POOR BABE
  133. OMG THIS SWEATER IS FROM THE ONE WHERE SHE’S LIKE WELL IF YOU WANT ME TO MOVE IN ASK ME
  134. THIS IS SO SIGNIFICANT
  135. MINDY NEVER REPEATS OUTFITS
  136. AAAAAAAH SADDEST WINDOW FADEOUT EVER
  137. AND LAAAAAST CHRISTMAAAS IS PLAYING OVER THE CREDITS ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS IS SO HEARTBREAKINGGGGGGGG

Thanks for reading guys, I’m sorry my capslock key was stuck there at the end but I could only see capital letters through my tears and my thoughts were shouty. Let me know in the tags or on twitter what you hope to see next season & I’ll see you right back here after hiatus!!!