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Welcome back to my weekly edition of “Hasti watches The Mindy Project and rambles on and on and on!” One day, someone will tell me these suck and that I should write an actual review or something, but today is not that day #blessed.
Let’s get into my thoughts! Wait what? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN’T CAUGHT UP YET?! Get your butt to Hulu or CityTV (’sup Canada) right now! Hulu didn’t save it so you could neglect it and do real life things *sassy hair flip.*
Are you all ready now? Ok, let’s do this ish
- I bet they snuck into my room because this is exactly how I sleep
- Fiancé <3
- Are all my pyjamas are boner pesticide? Is that what my problem has been?
- BUT ITS 5:45AM ANNETTE
- LET US SLEEP
- OMG in the shower
- Never seen it like THAT?
- What’s happened to her vagina?
- Is it because she just gave birth?
- Or is she keeping it “european” for Danny?
- Haha Annette did the cross sign
- Wow this is totally my grandma’s house
- Minus the italian music
- Yeah, Annette, her clothes are on the expensive and delicate side
- Like, just look at this fabulous custom dress and coat she’s wearing I mean hubba hubba
- And those Ann Revere Jewelry earrings are so perfect
- *gasp* are you sure you didn’t get any bigger
- What kind of a weird food trap is that
- It’s just mean, and pancakes are better than eggs anyway
- Min, stick around for some pancakes!
- Rigatoni, Sushi, Dammit now I’m hungry
- Ewwww you’ve been tasting her breastmilk?!
- LOL it tasted like a long island iced tea
- Okay sure Annetti Spaghetti
- I relate to Mindy punching that meet on a deep and spiritual level!
- Have I talked about how much I love the credits for this show?
- Like probably too much!
- And the song is so cute – I have it as my ringtone
- But I’m a millennial who doesn’t make or get phone calls so eh
- I’m sorry bb what wound though
- FINE MORGAN she’ll interact with you
- Aww *giggles* that’s a personal question
- A crucifix in the shower so she “wouldn’t get any ideas”
- That’s intense
- Hilarious, but intense
- Also why would that stop her? She’s not catholic, I don’t think she cares what Jesus thinks
- Bathing stings my wound aww Morgan you tragic babe
- IF HE GETS BACK HA
- I hope it’s not brown bear she threw out
- He’s not a rival, he’s a friend
- LOL Jody is such a stereotype it’s hilarious to me when white people are stereotyped
- RIP EFFIE
- OH never mind
- Don’t call her ethnic Jody, boooooo
- Hahah KEN
- Yeah the male nanny would obviously be into her – look at her duh
- Greece decided not to be a country, they’re just going to sell yoghurt
- Isn’t that all Greece does anyway?
- And now Mindy and Danny can pool their money and buy it!!!
- Ugh Whitney, Jer was mid gauze meeting
- He made Tamra fly back from Vegas
- He texted Jody about G-Day
- That manual looked intense it’s just gauze how complex can it be
- HI COLETTE ILY
- Worst girlfriend ever but damn that’s a sexy Ann Revere Jewelry necklace she has on
- No comment
- Don’t mind me
- *whistle whistle whistle*
- Tamra ILYSM
- Why must you take polaroids?
- I think she should’ve said the Hogwarts express line
- The nanny’s french was excellent, Morgan’s not so much
- AAH INTENSE NANNY
- OOH HIPPIE NANNY
- EWWW CREEPY MANNY
- Omg she reaches for the phone to call 911
- I use the same pen as Mindy and every time it brings me much happiness
- Actually I gotta buy new ones
- MEGAN TOOKERS HI
- I’M DYING AT THIS MRS. DOUBTFIRE LOOK
- So happy we got to see the full outfit on Instagram!
- Hey nanny Clara, you look normal, and that Ann Revere Jewelry necklace looks amazing on you!
- If I plug Ann Revere Jewelry enough do you think Allie will send me swag?
- Lol JK
- Haha Morgan throwing the wig back on to get ready for the nanny’s random secret – he doesn’t even like Leo why does he want to be the nanny
- SHE LOVES TO BAKE I LOVE HER
- *giggle* good luck with your transition
- TOO FLAT FOR DANNY TO LIKE
- Okaaaaay Jody
- Same, I’ve literally died and turned into a skeleton right now
- YAS Tamra to the rescue
- She doesn’t know if she’s a murderer ok, she drove off, that bicyclist is probably alive?
- Euhm I don’t need to know what you taught Jeremy, please
- If you’ll exsqueeze me, I’m going to go answer emails while I eat a sandwich on the toilet
- That sounds like a great timesaver babe
- SHE CURTSIED when he opened the door for her HA
- Awww Jeremy honey your sad song is so sad
- aww “it’s annoying isn’t it” baaaaaaaabe
- 1 pan of pasta for two people is actually irresponsible
- LOL she looks so excited
- Danny? Who dat?
- HE’S PROBABLY STILL CLEANING THE SCREEEEEEN
- YAAAS HULU
- HEY FOX WHAT’S GOOD
- But where is the picture of father Francis though
- I thought Indian food didn’t sit with her stomach because of her IBS
- DON CASTELLANO – the one that handles mostly dog bites
- #CannoliState
- Do you guys think Edward Snowden watches the show
- MUDBLOOD
- I LOVE THE HOGWARTS REFERENCES
- Euh this explains why Danny has some serious issues actually
- OR A GRANDMOTHERS FRIEND
- Those are so important
- She’s going to keep an eye on her cocaine use that’s good enough right
- “If anything, I’m manipulating Whitney by showing her how supportive I am so she’ll never leave me”
- That sounds fake but okay
- Did he pay for Lauren’s wedding? Is that the ex we’re talking about?
- I hate my grandmother so I tend to agree
- Mindy always just barges in and makes announcements and everyone magically listens
- I love that Tamra is like euuh babe we’re talking
- YAAS #TeamMillenials
- Instead of GrandmaCon, there should be MindyCon
- I’ve had a landline and know the other versions of Jurassic Park
- OMG AM I OLD MINDY?
- Pour some ice down your pants
- And last season Annette told him to eat an ice cube
- LOVE THE PARALLELS
- But the real question is who sent Danny a picture of Leo and why was that person looking at Clara’s anti-vaxx clothing website?
- I love Cristin on the show though
- UNLIKE THE OTHER SHOW I SAW HER ON AND THAT MADE ME MAD COUGH HIMYM COUGH
- Jody sounds and looks like the dad in a Nicholas Sparks movie!
- Pablo Escobar shoutout everyone take a shot
- AAAAH JODY NO
- BECAUSE OF VACCINES VACCINES ARE IMPORTANT YES SO IMPORTANT GUYS FOR REAL
- I bet Britney watches the show and loved the shoutout!
- At least we’re all younger than Katie Holmes! #thatoldbag
- She’s taking the lemon squares with her and honestly that’s the biggest tragedy in all of this
- Hey Leo, what’s up dude
- Here’s the mandatory awwwwwwwwww
- Also the mandatory sooo cuuuuute
- Okay, seriously what is going down at the Lahiri Fertility Clinic
- I would pay good money to see them do Lady Marmalade
- Yup, that’s how friendship works, you make new friends and sleep with their girlfriends
- Even cool people make mistakes
- The hospital in Grey’s Anatomy has a daycare
- Does your fake hospital not have that Min?
- We ran a poll on Twitter asking if people would trust their baby more with Jody or with the box
- THE BOX WON
- Baha the guy with brain damage is a senator
- I worry about you sometimes America
- Did she get lost following the scent of an apple pie AGAIN
- Ugh now I want pie
- Dude, even I wouldn’t use a baby as a shield
- Mostly because I don’t want to pick one up
- This song is totally Umbrella right?!
- Mother of the year BEER COZY
- That’s a random rude note to leave on pasta
- Also Leo can’t read that so obviously you left it for Mindy to read because you love her
- HI DOT YOU’RE HERE AGAIN
- Grandmonster
- Annette Notfunicello
- Annettii Spaghetti
- THOSE ARE AMAZING NICKNAMES
- DANNY? WHO DAT?
- I LOVE THAT ANNETTE IS BASICALLY MINDY’S SECOND MOM
- OMG WHEN SHE MEETS SONU LAHIRI IT’S GONNA SLAY
- HARVEY FROM SUITS IS HOT AS HELL
- Dot always jumps to elder rape or assault I love it
- I’m still thinking about the time I stood next to Mindy so for sure Annette will be thinking about the hug later
Wow this has been one of my longest posts! The show is like 23 minutes and I had 160 thoughts – that’s like 7 thoughts per minute teehee. Thanks for reading along with me I love you so much I can’t even.
Come back next week for our Tuesday livetweet and more of my weekly jibber jabber!
