Hey girl – it’s so good to see you here again! I missed you since last week, how’ve you been? Now that we’ve gotten the pleasantries out of the way, let’s get down to business. As per usual, if you haven’t watched Road Trip yet, go do that. Seriously I don’t want to give you the plot twist and then make you mad at me, I need people to like me at all times. Once you’ve watched it, come back and read some of my thoughts and then send us yours on twitter or Tumblr so we can be friends!
- Omg this is the episode they were shooting the week Mindy went to Boston to meet me! Aaaaaah I can’t believe that even happened <3
- But this isn’t about the greatest day of my life this is about Road Trip
- I’m already bummed Mindy won’t be in it
- Oh she is in it YAY
- Probably only this scene
- Danny are you crying?
- Come on!
- Halloween thy name
- Sounds right
- As you can see by the gif I chose to make, this penis mobile is one of my favourite things
- And she has a mould of his penis as her keychain
- That’s a lot of phallic objects
- Did Danny pose for these photos?
- Are they from the #MySudsyBoyfLife series?
- Or maybe from Wiener Night
- But seriously Danny chill out
- Maybe it’s best you leave, Leo probably doesn’t need to know where the Playboys are at the moment
- Aww Mindy looking out for Danny
- Hahah Dr. Phil calendar
- We haven’t had a birthday episode in so long and I would like one please
- It’s around the VMA’s
- Awwwn dweeb he says close enough
- When hot guys say “come here” in TV and movies and proceed to make out with their hot girlfriends I die
- Excited to get you out of my hair teehee so cute
- “Oh yeah” is also one of those sentences that destroys me
- GOT ROOM FOR A THIRD TONGUE?!
- Hahahaha Morgan is totally the fandom
- I still don’t know why he wouldn’t fly
- I mean, I get it, because Kaling wasn’t there and they needed a story
- But still
- Everyone’s got guns, they’re all fat from fried food – maybe I should go
- Same though
- Omg Morgan honey what is wrong with you
- I’m guessing the Hoboken Hello is not like the Staten Island Handshake
- I still have a lot of questions about this “handshake” btw writers
- Literally an internal compass as in he swallowed one omg baaabe
- THE GLASSES
- GUYS MORGAN HAS DANNY’S GLASSES BUT IN PURPLE
- I LOVE IT SO MUCH
- I’ll miss his Salvation Army glasses though
- We both have them they’re both great haha
- Great navigating bb
- IS THIS CALIFORNIA – he thinks he slept through the whole road trip teeheehee
- Danny needs to stop kidnapping people on road trips
- WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF PIE SEASON JACK
- WHAT BABY WAIT ALSO SHE LOOKS AMAZING
- WHAT ARE YOU UP TO
- WHAT ARE YOU UP TO
- MORGAN IS SPANKING HIM OMG OMG OMG OMG
- America is weird
- 60, 70% tops, mid 80′s – idk I’ll probably tell her
- YES MOREGON YOU HAVE TO TELL HER
- 8 months of silent treatment?
- OH NO GRANDMOTHER
- Ooh soft pretzels are the best
- Aw he needs to borrow money, he really should’ve taken the 500$
- Awwn Danny that’s not nice
- OUT THE WINDOW?!
- THAT’S WAY NOT NICE
- GODDAMN ONE PERCENTER HA!
- NOOOOOOOO THE PROJECTILE NOOOOO
- Why did you do this to us Stassy
- AWW BABE “but I did it quiet”
- That smirk is irresponsible
- But can we talk about how excited Morgan looked to have Danny talk to him
- Fiancé
- Protestant Radiologist with a huge wiener didn’t bother him but Red Sox did
- Richie isn’t dating Ramon anymore?
- Dear, sweet, Jesus Christ
- Morgan is so sad looking out the window
- And his excited face was so cuuuute
- A pet grave seems like a morbid place to visit
- HA he’s never even seen Frasier he just wanted to see the dog
- DANNY!
- Why are you leaving him behind
- OF ALL THE TIMES?!
- Who keeps doing these things to you Morgan?
- Abandoning you and taking you on one way boat journeys?
- Real talk, how slow was Danny driving that Morgan got to him so fast?
- Are you gay? Are you attracted to me? WHY NOT?!
- I love that they always have Danny sweating, it’s the one detail they never forget
- DAD
- DAD
- DAD?!
- cough introduce me cough
- COWORKER?! I wish you didn’t introduce me at all!
- What do you think you are to him, Morgan?
- That kid looks nothing like you but okay
- YAY Montreal shoutout
- Stassy totally did that for me!
- I love you too Stassy
- This kid is weird as hell
- I gotta get the pizza at the gas station HAHAHA
- HI PAULA PELL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
- LOL he wants to put the grown 16 year old on a swing
- also people born in 1999 are SIXTEEN now?
- I feel old as hell
- Okay kid whoa he lives in NYC and he’s marrying Mindy
- JUST ACCIDENTS AND SUICIDES BAHAHAHAHA
- Morgan is smarter than we all may have thoughten!
- SHE HAS HER PANTS OFF
- Clearly they have naked photoshoots together and I love it!
- Is this the right place to tell you guys I haven’t see Back To The Future?
- I felt very out of the loop on October 21st
- LIONEL IS NOT A COOL NAME
- Eric you suck
- Whoa Eric chill
- Blue eyes are still possible its a genetic mutation you guys are doctors wow
- Scratchmarks haha
- SPIDER HERO HA!
- Did he punch Danny?!
- What even!
- Fighting or dancing, it’s either the fist or the foot – yeah that doesn’t sound wrong
- HAHA MORGAN BEING SHOCKED
- How do you even have friends you seem like such a dork
- Why did you have to be so perceptive? It’s just my way?
- CONDOMS ARE IMPORTANT HERE IS MY SAFE SEX PSA
- Other stuff with my back, my front is a mess – oh Morgan you poor sweet sick man
- Yeah Dan seriously everyone has problems, get over yourself
- Aw hot Morgan wanted to bond
- He’s like a older sibling when a baby comes along and they get all jealous
- I know this because I am the older sibling
- EXACTLY? You wanted to die with Danny?!
- YAY MINDY I MISSED YOU
- Being in the midwest make you realize how skinny I am?
- Hey Leo, what’s up dude
- Here is the obligatory awwwww for when the baby is around
- Was that enough w’s in aw
- Did it satisfy the baby people?
- LOL there’s a commercial I don’t want to pause
- Oh god Morgan
- I feel like all of his friends are like why are these old people here I don’t care about your family history
- I thought that was a rental car?
- Morgan has a right to be mad, I’ve taken many buses for 8 hours and longer (mostly to see Mindy Kaling) and they’ve each been awful
- I’d be incredulous too for 34 hours
- LOL honorary captain
- At least he gets to bond with Danny now
- All of this so Danny would realize he has to work out his stuff with his dad woohoo
- I LOOK STUNNING
- Me when I look at my selfies tbh
- GO TO BED
- ITS BACK
- WE ARE SO BLESSED
Thanks for reading along with my thoughts guys! As you have probably gathered, this episode wasn’t my fave but it’s still so cool that Hulu let them do something so different and that we have the luxury of filler episodes that are funny – 26 episodes is a lot and we are forever blessed for that!
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