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Thoughts I Had While Watching The Mindy Project – The Bitch Is Back

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I’m back y’all! My class was cancelled today so I’m sitting at home about to watch Mindy for the millionth time and write you a probably very long list of all my feelings – ready, set, LETS GO

Oh, disclaimer that if you’re behind on this season please go catch up now, I’m almost jealous of the mini marathon you get to have. But then definitely come back here and reblog this because I’m needy as hell.

  1. Montage & voiceover?! HI SEASON 1 FEELS
  2. Oh it was about Leo
  3. Hey Leo what’s up dude whatever
  4. I love seeing Mindy Lahiri so happy though guys
  5. I just wish the mysteries weren’t so hard LOL SAYS THE DOCTOR
  6. Whoa was that Mindy’s doorbell
  7. Omg no it was my doorbell
  8. Aaah my phone is here *praise hands*
  9. Sorry article, I forgot about you
  10. Hahaha special treatment
  11. I would totally use any excuse I could get for special treatment
  12. He’s really into my body, especially my boobs, are we still talking about Leo babe?
  13. LOL Danny
  14. It is gross
  15. Stop talking about your random baby
  16. Danny? Who Dat?
  17. In my case it’s more like Leo? Who Dat?
  18. Wait Fandom, are you getting mad at me because I hate babies?
  19. NO PLEASE DON’T GO I’LL BE NICE TO LEO
  20. If he’s going to be exposed to Morgan I sure hope he got his vaccinations
  21. Hey Mindy I am loving your short hair btw!
  22. Jeremary
  23. What would the stay at home moms that she bullies on pinterest say Danny?
  24. And can she just up and leave the fertility practice?
  25. Maybe she still has no patients
  26. My mom was and still is a stay-at-home mom she’s literally the most amazing and selfless person ever!
  27. You don’t care, back to Mindy *rewind*
  28. According to movie posters it’s just like carrying a briefcase and a baby bottle at the same time *cough every movie ever cough*
  29. LOL sexy little boy toy, I’m glad she stopped
  30. Well you certainly got moms appetite hehehe
  31. CHOCOLATE MILK!
  32. Were you groaning at MOI?!
  33. Hey dude let her breastfeed
  34. Keep doing you Henry ~awwwwww~
  35. YES IT’S TRUE ONLY WOMENS MAGAZINES CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO WITH OUR BODY
  36. Hey guy, you know why those examples aren’t empowering though? Because the men running them exploit the women
  37. Ok that is for another day
  38. I don’t know who that is either PAL
  39. Ugh don’t boo Mindy
  40. HEY BEV
  41. It’s called a push present grandpa! I’m surprised he didn’t launch into his grandfather tirade
  42. LOL BABE NOT TO THAT SONG
  43. FLATLEY, LORD OF THE DANCE! UGH YOU’RE RACIST
  44. Ok guys, Morgan is me
  45. WHY DID YOU BRING HIM
  46. I THOUGHT YOU WERE ROLLING SOLO
  47. DADDY EXPRESS
  48. I NEED TO MAKE DADDY EXPRESS JOKES
  49. BUT I MIGHT GET FIRED
  50. Morgan is always trying to get Mindy’s approval and that is hilarious to me
  51. This outfit is amazing
  52. Sal said it was all custom and I was like ugh not only can I not afford it I can’t even ogle it on a website, how very rude
  53. Your maternity leave has been hell for me!
  54. HA like those moms who love their kids
  55. Morgan has been in charge of the practice?
  56. That can’t be good
  57. Oh no he mixed up the what!
  58. *looks around shadily* yeah putting Leo up for adoption isn’t a good idea
  59. WHOA SEXIST GUY IS BACK
  60. I love Colette already
  61. The picnic table called hahahah
  62. Comedy is your strong suit Mindy Lahiri
  63. COWARDS FORFEIT
  64. Ah Jeremary, so tragic <3
  65. At least Beverly knew who Mindy was this time
  66. SHE INVENTED MRS. MORRISON
  67. He will KILL?
  68. Guys Betsy and Shauna did just disappear
  69. What if
  70. Morgan
  71. Noooo
  72. Antithesis, this show is educational as hell
  73. Here me out, both Shauna and Betsy were attracted to Danny riiiight around the time they disappeared – so maybe Mindy had Morgan “take care of them” because she knew she loved Danny
  74. Danny knows everything she stands for is the freedom to hate watch strangers wedding videos and he says it with so much love #OTP
  75. Like women’s rights or whatever…
  76. SHE HAS A FRIEND AT THE MORGUE; that helps my theory, like Justin just disappeared the bodies or something
  77. And Mindy is attracted to serial killers
  78. MAYBE SHE IS ONE
  79. Wow babes I’m sorry this list is all over the place
  80. Omg same Min, I do most things out of spite.
  81. Yo Dan chill with the stay-at-home pushiness
  82. Could you plot to yourself? We’re still not married, I’d have to testify against you #OTP #DidIMentionOTP
  83. He knows when she’s plotting in her brain #ThisShipHasSailed
  84. Oh no Danny that’s a terrible gift
  85. Just get diamonds, always get diamonds
  86. Your inflection was waaaaaay off hahaha
  87. They weren’t excited bb
  88. Omgggggg she gave it to Morgan
  89. Trash that someone left on my bed as a prank
  90. How does one fall asleep in a fan?
  91. More like based on the novel Push by Sapphire in that these gifts are an endless series of tragedies
  92. Tamra you are my fave right now
  93. No wonder it was Xosha’s fave episode to shoot
  94. Yes, I just linked you to Xosha answering my twitter question because I’m a fame whore
  95. Bread maker seems like a good idea to me?
  96. Haha what kind of gifts can we find in the sewers?
  97. THE QUEEN OF GOING DOWN
  98. HEY FOX WHATS GOOD
  99. Aww Colette why are you sad
  100. Started dating a statue in Central Park
  101. Maybe I should start doing that
  102. There’s a statue in Westmount Park that’s been keeping it tight
  103. I love this friendship
  104. HEYYYY DAVID STASSENS WIFE
  105. LOL Dr. L is handsy with the nurses
  106. Those gifts are weird from your doctor
  107. No ones vagina is a mystery to their husbands though
  108. I would let you kiss me Dr. L
  109. Those are great earrings
  110. Hahahahahah it’s Beverly you guys are the same age hahahaha
  111. DR. DAN NO
  112. JAY-Z’S SO RICH HE THROW OUT HIS CAR WHEN IT RUNS OUT OF GAS & HE DOESN’T STOP HIS WIFE FROM WORKING
  113. YEAH DAN, HUH?
  114. This outfit is also amazing but what else is new
  115. Jody is the worst
  116. This kind of sexism is still sexism and it sucks
  117. It’s like if he was saying females
  118. EVEN HARPER LEE’S HEALTH AID WOULDN’T PUBLISH THAT
  119. OMGGGGGGGG
  120. I meant to flash him I didn’t mean to spray milk in his face – we live in a world where this is a normal sentence, bless you Hulu
  121. NO MINDY DON’T LEAVE
  122. ALSO, AGAIN, WHAT ABOUT LAHIRI FERTILITY CLINIC
  123. Guys I think I’m literally Mindy because I assume everyone is hitting on me to
  124. Mindy in the elevator was so cute though
  125. Hey Dan I think she wanted to say eh I don’t want to quit
  126. I hate it
  127. It’s an adorable gesture
  128. but why there
  129. and why so ugly
  130. THE FONT HURTS ME
  131. ok it’s nice though we’re working out our issues together and being adults about stuff
  132. Maybe I didn’t love this episode
  133. I feel so rude I’m sorry
  134. It was still hilarious
  135. I’m just not a baby plot person
  136. DONT HATE ME
  137. Come back next week PLEASE!

Okay, I hear Warby telling me to go to bed so I’m gonna do that, thanks for reading my list babes! Don’t forget, new episodes of The Mindy Project drop Tuesdays at Midnight only on Hulu, and we livetweet every Tuesday at 9:30 EST!

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