I’m back y’all! My class was cancelled today so I’m sitting at home about to watch Mindy for the millionth time and write you a probably very long list of all my feelings – ready, set, LETS GO
Oh, disclaimer that if you’re behind on this season please go catch up now, I’m almost jealous of the mini marathon you get to have. But then definitely come back here and reblog this because I’m needy as hell.
- Montage & voiceover?! HI SEASON 1 FEELS
- Oh it was about Leo
- Hey Leo what’s up dude whatever
- I love seeing Mindy Lahiri so happy though guys
- I just wish the mysteries weren’t so hard LOL SAYS THE DOCTOR
- Whoa was that Mindy’s doorbell
- Omg no it was my doorbell
- Aaah my phone is here *praise hands*
- Sorry article, I forgot about you
- Hahaha special treatment
- I would totally use any excuse I could get for special treatment
- He’s really into my body, especially my boobs, are we still talking about Leo babe?
- LOL Danny
- It is gross
- Stop talking about your random baby
- Danny? Who Dat?
- In my case it’s more like Leo? Who Dat?
- Wait Fandom, are you getting mad at me because I hate babies?
- NO PLEASE DON’T GO I’LL BE NICE TO LEO
- If he’s going to be exposed to Morgan I sure hope he got his vaccinations
- Hey Mindy I am loving your short hair btw!
- What would the stay at home moms that she bullies on pinterest say Danny?
- And can she just up and leave the fertility practice?
- Maybe she still has no patients
- My mom was and still is a stay-at-home mom she’s literally the most amazing and selfless person ever!
- You don’t care, back to Mindy *rewind*
- According to movie posters it’s just like carrying a briefcase and a baby bottle at the same time *cough every movie ever cough*
- LOL sexy little boy toy, I’m glad she stopped
- Well you certainly got moms appetite hehehe
- CHOCOLATE MILK!
- Were you groaning at MOI?!
- Hey dude let her breastfeed
- Keep doing you Henry ~awwwwww~
- YES IT’S TRUE ONLY WOMENS MAGAZINES CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO WITH OUR BODY
- Hey guy, you know why those examples aren’t empowering though? Because the men running them exploit the women
- Ok that is for another day
- I don’t know who that is either PAL
- Ugh don’t boo Mindy
- HEY BEV
- It’s called a push present grandpa! I’m surprised he didn’t launch into his grandfather tirade
- LOL BABE NOT TO THAT SONG
- FLATLEY, LORD OF THE DANCE! UGH YOU’RE RACIST
- Ok guys, Morgan is me
- WHY DID YOU BRING HIM
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE ROLLING SOLO
- DADDY EXPRESS
- I NEED TO MAKE DADDY EXPRESS JOKES
- BUT I MIGHT GET FIRED
- Morgan is always trying to get Mindy’s approval and that is hilarious to me
- This outfit is amazing
- Sal said it was all custom and I was like ugh not only can I not afford it I can’t even ogle it on a website, how very rude
- Your maternity leave has been hell for me!
- HA like those moms who love their kids
- Morgan has been in charge of the practice?
- That can’t be good
- Oh no he mixed up the what!
- *looks around shadily* yeah putting Leo up for adoption isn’t a good idea
- WHOA SEXIST GUY IS BACK
- I love Colette already
- The picnic table called hahahah
- Comedy is your strong suit Mindy Lahiri
- COWARDS FORFEIT
- Ah Jeremary, so tragic <3
- At least Beverly knew who Mindy was this time
- SHE INVENTED MRS. MORRISON
- He will KILL?
- Guys Betsy and Shauna did just disappear
- What if
- Antithesis, this show is educational as hell
- Here me out, both Shauna and Betsy were attracted to Danny riiiight around the time they disappeared – so maybe Mindy had Morgan “take care of them” because she knew she loved Danny
- Danny knows everything she stands for is the freedom to hate watch strangers wedding videos and he says it with so much love #OTP
- Like women’s rights or whatever…
- SHE HAS A FRIEND AT THE MORGUE; that helps my theory, like Justin just disappeared the bodies or something
- And Mindy is attracted to serial killers
- MAYBE SHE IS ONE
- Wow babes I’m sorry this list is all over the place
- Omg same Min, I do most things out of spite.
- Yo Dan chill with the stay-at-home pushiness
- Could you plot to yourself? We’re still not married, I’d have to testify against you #OTP #DidIMentionOTP
- He knows when she’s plotting in her brain #ThisShipHasSailed
- Oh no Danny that’s a terrible gift
- Just get diamonds, always get diamonds
- Your inflection was waaaaaay off hahaha
- They weren’t excited bb
- Omgggggg she gave it to Morgan
- Trash that someone left on my bed as a prank
- How does one fall asleep in a fan?
- More like based on the novel Push by Sapphire in that these gifts are an endless series of tragedies
- Tamra you are my fave right now
- No wonder it was Xosha’s fave episode to shoot
- Yes, I just linked you to Xosha answering my twitter question because I’m a fame whore
- Bread maker seems like a good idea to me?
- Haha what kind of gifts can we find in the sewers?
- THE QUEEN OF GOING DOWN
- HEY FOX WHATS GOOD
- Aww Colette why are you sad
- Started dating a statue in Central Park
- Maybe I should start doing that
- There’s a statue in Westmount Park that’s been keeping it tight
- I love this friendship
- HEYYYY DAVID STASSENS WIFE
- LOL Dr. L is handsy with the nurses
- Those gifts are weird from your doctor
- No ones vagina is a mystery to their husbands though
- I would let you kiss me Dr. L
- Those are great earrings
- Hahahahahah it’s Beverly you guys are the same age hahahaha
- DR. DAN NO
- JAY-Z’S SO RICH HE THROW OUT HIS CAR WHEN IT RUNS OUT OF GAS & HE DOESN’T STOP HIS WIFE FROM WORKING
- YEAH DAN, HUH?
- This outfit is also amazing but what else is new
- Jody is the worst
- This kind of sexism is still sexism and it sucks
- It’s like if he was saying females
- EVEN HARPER LEE’S HEALTH AID WOULDN’T PUBLISH THAT
- I meant to flash him I didn’t mean to spray milk in his face – we live in a world where this is a normal sentence, bless you Hulu
- NO MINDY DON’T LEAVE
- ALSO, AGAIN, WHAT ABOUT LAHIRI FERTILITY CLINIC
- Guys I think I’m literally Mindy because I assume everyone is hitting on me to
- Mindy in the elevator was so cute though
- Hey Dan I think she wanted to say eh I don’t want to quit
- I hate it
- It’s an adorable gesture
- but why there
- and why so ugly
- THE FONT HURTS ME
- ok it’s nice though we’re working out our issues together and being adults about stuff
- Maybe I didn’t love this episode
- I feel so rude I’m sorry
- It was still hilarious
- I’m just not a baby plot person
- DONT HATE ME
- Come back next week PLEASE!
Okay, I hear Warby telling me to go to bed so I’m gonna do that, thanks for reading my list babes! Don’t forget, new episodes of The Mindy Project drop Tuesdays at Midnight only on Hulu, and we livetweet every Tuesday at 9:30 EST!