Conversations with boyfriends about Once Upon a Time

Rod: “So regina is the evil queen?”
Me: “Yes.”
Rod: “In a relationship with Robin Hood? In the real world?”
Me: “Yup.”
Rod: “And Marian is actually the wicked witch who is also reginas sister?”
Me: “Indeed”
Rod: “And somehow reginas son is Peter Pan’s great grandchilds? What on Earth is this?”