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With the holidays around the corner, you may be wondering what to get that person in your life who won’t stop going on about Schitt’s Creek. Well, we’re here to help, with some great gifts to give the Schitthead in your life (even if that Schitthead is you).

1.) Some mugs for when they’re not quite ready to connect with people

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You can find the sweater mug here, the town sign here, the gossip mug here, and the blind mug here!

2.) Or, if they’ve been connecting a bit too much, some glasses to help them unwine!

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Whether it’s Moira’s commercial breakdown, or David’s perfect description of being pansexual, either stemless glass would look damn good in the cupboard. Get the Moira glass here and the label glass here.

3.) Some prayer candles to honor true saints of Pop TV

Schitt's Creek Devotional Prayer Saint Candle- David, Moria, Alexis, Johnny

Snag them here!

4.) A keychain for the friend who likes to be a little more subtle with their Fandom Love

You can get it Prime here or an “Ew,David” keyring here. And a lovely little necklace here.

5.) A phone case for an iPhone or Samsung to protect their link to the outside world.

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You can even get one that glows in the dark! Find it here.

6.) A tote bag, so they can save the planet while they represent.

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You can get the pictured bag here, a Rose Apothecary tote here, or a drunken Moira tote here.  And if they like to brown bag it, give them this more environmentally friendly Moira lunchbag here.

7.) A calendar so you can start 2020 in the Schittiest way possible.

Countdown to the premiere on 1/7/20 and then mourn the end of this amazing series for the rest of there year. Buy it here.

8.) Give the gift of decor that they’ll say is Simply the Best!

Give them the gift of comfort and warmth as they hug their David/Patrick pillow while snuggling under their Moira blanket. Find them here and here.

9.) Some shirts to act as a beacon to other Schittheads in the wild.


Whether you’re an aspiring reality star, or just pretentious enough, there are a ton of fan shirts to choose from! Get A little Bit Alexis here and Rose Apothecary here.

10.) Or, if they’d rather dress like David than pay homage to him, snag these for some Schitty cosplay!

Lightning Bolt for Kids Boys Girls Men and Women SweatshirtROMWE Women's Wings Graphic Print Sequin Pullover Sweatshirt Top

Original Classic Dark Oval Lens Kurt Cobain Inspired Nirvana Bold Trending Sunglasses

Get them here. And here. And here.

11.) An adorable (and instantly downloaded!) embroidery pattern for that crafty friend of yours

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You can get this adorable pixel people pattern here. And find others here, here, and here!

12.) Annnnnd, for your less than crafty friend you can get this super Schitty coloring book!

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Coloring is known to relieve stress, and bingeing David and Patrick falling in love all over again is known to do the same, so why not do them both together? You can order this coloring book here. And if you don’t want to commit to a whole book, you can order coloring sheets here.

13.) Of course you can’t have a Schitty Christmas without ornaments!

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You can snag the Bob Cratchit ornament here and the glass one here.

14.) Amazing decals for laptops, water bottles, and cars

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Show them you know their candy by getting them a plethora of stickers with some of the best phrases from the show. Get them here and here.

15.) Finally, keep their tootsies warm with some Schitty socks

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Get them these socks so they don’t even have to tell you to shush when they’re taking a selfish. Get the pictured socks here, some Moira Rose socks here, and send your warmest regards here.

Excuse me while I load up my cart with allll this Schitt for myself! 

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