That’s it y’all – this season of Superstore is officially over and boy did it go out with a bang!
So, a town hall is happening at the store and the CEO is showing up to do a speech and answer some questions. The whole thing is livestreamed to every single Cloud 9 store on the planet so Laurie is at the store talking about some topics that they should stay away from (i.e. politics, hunting people, etc). She never mentions boob-cheese as off-topic, but she does say that they shouldn’t talk about Myrtle.
This makes Jonah AND Amy suuuuper suspicious so they both end up in Glenn’s office digging around and start bonding a bit – a nice change from the previous yelling that was happening. Oh & btw, Kelly is hella mad at Jonah for breaking up with her and was legit throwing his stuff on the floor of the store and giving it away for free.
Her file has no write-ups or mentions of poor performance until about 6 month before her hiring, which makes no sense, she’s either always been shitty or these allegations are fishy. They decide to ask Jeff for the inside scoop and boy does he deliver! He tells them that corporate wanted to cut the older “legacy” employees to save some money. Which is hella shady but we’re not over here pretending corporations are ethical…
The plan is then to sneak Jeff into the town hall, disguise him so the CEO doesn’t recognize him, and have him reveal all this damning evidence to stick up for the little guy. What actually happens though is that the CEO realizes he’s about to be trolled and gives Jeff his job back…and Jeff forgets all about his noble plan and accepts because he hates driving for a ride share service.
Everyone is supes disappointed in Jeff’s betrayal but the most disappointed duo are Jonah & Amy. As they’re cleaning up the supplies (and, this is important, the fake trees that Garrett’s go-pro was hidden in) they talk about how bummed they are. They then segue into making sure that they’ve moved on from their dumb fight. THANKFULLY THEY HAVE! And I know this because Jonah seized the moment and kissed Amy in a passionate move that will sustain us until the hiatus is over.
AND IT GETS BETTER. They continue riding the moment and full on have sex right there in the storage room with all the poster board. BUT because Justin Spitzer hates us and we can’t have nice things for more than 12 seconds; the go-pro suddenly activates itself and broadcasts this act to literally the entire globe. People in India, Mexico, China, and probably lots of other countries are just standing in the middle of their respective stores watching these 2 people have sex.
I can’t wait to see where the show goes from here, will there be a time jump? will Amy & Jonah be together? please tell me we don’t have to go through more will they won’t they and just learn from Jake and Amy of Brooklyn Nine-Nine fame and just be together already
See y’all in the fall.