Rick and Morty Season 3 premieres at the end of July, and everyone (us, that is what counts as “everyone” these days) has been re-watching the first two seasons. With the announcement of the new season came a wave of fan art and memes, dusted off from the back of the Internet’s closet. Michael D. noticed a lack of fake Rick and Morty themed Magic cards, seriously google it — it’s a sea of Rick Planeswalkers and Romulons, and then he remembered that if the internet isn’t going to make the content you want, then you should just poorly make it yourself. So enjoy these satirical Magic Cards while we wait for the new season!

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Who doesn’t love the couples therapy episode? Have another based on the same idea!

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And who can forget the Mega Tree Seeds from the very first episode

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Mortys always get the short end of the stick

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And who can forget when Snuffles changed his name to Snowball and took over the world

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Rick and Morty always gives us great reaction images, so lets have one of those as a card too

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Scary Terry is a personal favorite, bItch

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And in case you haven’t noticed by now, the voice actor for both Rick and Morty, Justin Roiland, also provides the voice for Lemongrab on Adventure Time

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And lastly, a card based on the Season 3 premiere “The Rickshank Redemption” that was released on April Fool’s Day just to troll us

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Obviously a big thanks to Wizards of the Coast and Adult Swim/the Rick and Morty Team for providing us with the goods to rip-off and mash-up for these fake cards!