Today on “What The Hell Is Going On At The Mindy Project?!” I dissect a picture posted on Instagram by National Treasure Beth Grant.
First, Beth posted a picture of herself eating a meatball, so I was like oh cool Beverly finally gets to go out to dinner & be social! Then she posted a pic of all the stand-ins & extras at a fancy looking dinner & perplexed me further.
For one thing, I can’t figure who each actor is supposed to be standing in for – have we even ever had these many people in the same room? I think one of these actors sensed my confusion because because he re-posted the picture and said something about a nurses dinner.
As you can imagine, I wasn’t entirely satisfied with that answer, given that it didn’t give me the exact plot line, so my brain decided to speculate further.
Here’s how my thoughts went:
“Beth is eating a meatball – lol “YOU BETTER LISTEN TO MEATBALL”
“WAIT – Mindy called Danny a meatball once”
“OMG MEATBALLS ARE HEAVILY ITALIAN”
“WHAT IF THIS IS DANNY’S WEDDING?!!!!!”
“Omg it’s totally Danny’s wedding”
“WHY DOES THIS SHOW WANT TO HURT AND BETRAY ME”
“I’ve done so much for them! I annoyed whatever intern ran the FOX Twitter way back in those days!”
“AND FOR WHAT?!”
“I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS!”
“WHY WASN’T I CONSULTED?!”
“Oh, right, I don’t work on this show”
At this point, my brain started fighting itself:
“Yo calm down it’s a show, they all betray you at some point, no one is perfect”
“BUT MINDY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE”
“Well this is Chris’ fault and you always knew he was annoying”
“True, I’m so perceptive!”
“See, there’s that silver lining, make this about yourself”
“Also, Chris isn’t on set, neither is Greta – and that doesn’t super look like a fancy wedding hall, it could just be a restaurant”
“If that’s what you need to believe, I won’t remind you that they shoot things out of order constantly”
“You can’t SMH yourself, that’s just silly”
“Stick out tongue”
Did you enjoy my internal ramblings that in no way brought us closer to figuring out if that is in fact Danny’s wedding or what is actually going on.
See you next week when another cast member posts something ambiguous & I try to Nancy Drew my way out of the situation.