Thoughts I Had While Watching The Mindy Project – While I Was Sleeping

If you haven’t yet watched the season four premiere of The Mindy Project you should go do that. Seriously, episode 2 drops this week and you don’t want to be the Mindian left behind. I’ll wait right here, I promise. However, if like me, you’ve seen While I Was Sleeping half a dozen times, you had some major thoughts and feels so I want to share some of mine with you!

1. Heyyy hulu original logo heyyy
2. A RECAP AAH
3. My baaaaabiiiiiess – Mindy & Danny obvi but if you want to include the actual baby you do you boo
4. Ohhh now it’s happening we’re in india
5. Hey Danny did you get a haircut while you waited for Mindy’s dad to answer the door?
6. Nooooo Castellamo don’t lose your nerve because of the machete!
7. UGH you lost your nerve
8. SHARE THIS MANGO WITH ME
9. Actually I really want to see him prepare that mango with the machete
10. Dammit now I’m hungry
11. Mindy you weren’t wearing that last season but kk
12. Did they reshoot Morgan’s scene? that’s his suicide squad body to me, not that I’m staring *cough cough*
13. I thought Danny was more of an ass man though *shrug*
14. Mindy is totally going to trash this apartment
15. What ever happened to the brownstone?
16. Eh, that’s not important
17. Why do I keep getting distracted
18. That’s a hella cute photo of Danny
19. Yeah I wake up with my eyeshadow and eyeliner perfect too
20. Did I brake into mariah carey’s penthouse AGAIN
21. I love that her first instinct is HOT home invader
22. I would go with the flow if I woke up next to JGL
23. First exsqueeze me of the season, we are so #blessed
24. YAS CREDITS YOU HAVEN’T CHANGED
25. Oooh shiny
26. “S’ing your own D for the rest of your L” is a great threat isn’t in?
27. Yes always hungry SAME MIN
28. Who wants to give me their key to gramercy park?
29. I have a lot of questions about that wedding photo
30. These voice overs of her thoughts are so cute!
31. Should I go as Detective Mindy for Halloween?!
32. But what good would the birth certificate be
33. Thanks Mindy for that truth or dare loophole
34. THE PLANE
35. Was LA really 2 years ago?!
36. “I’m obviously a beautiful woman dude” is my catchphrase
37. JGL is smooth as hell right now I can’t even deal
38. She’s one car sex scene away from the “planes, trains and automobiles” trifecta
39. Although she probably has had sex with Danny in a cab or car, I mean they did do it at the wax museum
40. Omg Hasti focus on the episode don’t be a perv
41. HE’S THE FATHER YOU’RE LOOKING AT HIM
42. I am deeply obsessed with Sonu!!!
43. Danny always wants to build things
44. i hope that spice rack holds up better than the bunk bed
45. Mindy’s dad is so cute and excited about his idea <3
46. This season 1 danny energy is giving me life
47. *giggles* at sex joke
48. Still giggling
49. hey FOX what’s good?!
50. Bad?! Frosty?! Hostile?!!!!
51. One stupid chip
52. Whoa two years is a long time to not be friends
53. Doesn’t a miserable meatball sound adorable though
54. MORGAN WHAT
55. this story seems so emotional
56. bahahahahahahahahahahaha Tookers
57. Does Morgan finds all of his accessories randomly? his glasses at the salvation army and now the shoes in a field
58. i assume these are sportsball people Mr. Lahiri but idk
59. Danny says medieval weird
60. Big Ole Cheekies is a fake song right?
61. Ew Brendan why are you being extra weird
62. Mitt, Matt, whoever, this person AW BABE
63. Bye Deslauriers
64. “I’m a good person” followed by “Ill cash out with half his money” sounds about right.
65. i would push that guy right off a bridge too, he sounds awful
66. White NBA players…Chandler Parsons joke perhaps 😉
67. OF HOUSE TOOKERS #dead
68. Tarun is SO excited to see Morgan, do we think he ever tried to set Mindy up with him?
69. Hey Danny bb that screen offers no privacy
70. Cousin lLou was a detective?!
71. Ohhhhhh that makes more sense
72. Morgan is on page 275 of The Big Book of American Losers as in he’s reading the book or he’s in the book? LOLing for days either way
73. Everytime Ike does his Messina impression I DIE
74. Things should not be in bowls if they are not for snacking
75. She lit up so much when she thought he meant the fertility practice, omg babe!
76. EXSQUEEZE ME MITT MATT WHOEVER?!
77. Hehehehe red sox jersey
78. PB & naan omg his face
79. I’m loving that Danny gave Morgan money for nursing school
80. HEY RAJ YOURE KIND OF HOT HERE
81. Im in an open relationship with The Mindy Project
82. HA, Mindy’s Messina impression also slays me
83. LOOOOOL YES WE WERE GONNA HAVE A THREEWAY WITH HIM I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE
84. Dance-off! Dance-off! Dance-off!
85. He’s a hedgefunder?!!! How many vests do you think he has?!
86. Ohhhhhhh no danny step up already!
87. YAAS HE DOES LOVE HER HE WANTS TO BE WITH HER
88. How do you play sudoku with someone else
89. EXSQUEEZE ME!
90. HOW DARE YOU!
91. I LOVE MINDY’S PARENTS OMG I WANT THEM TO ADOPT ME
92. They love each other so much this is amazing
93. Mindy looks so hot in this dress
94. i want Sal Perez to dress me
95. Ooh peak hotness Danny
96. Danny would never do spin class though
97. IF YOU ATE MORE THIS WOULDN’T HURT SO MUCH
98. Get a grip dude
99. I LOVE HOW SUPPORTIVE THEY ARE
100. We need an episode where the Lahiris meet Dot & Annette
101. MORGAN REALLY WANTED THAT GOODBYE SONG
102. Omg this rain scene, i cant
103. Why didnt you kiss her DANNY
104. THE FEEEEEEEEEEEELS
105. The parallels with Be Cool are killing me
106. YAS! MAKEOUT!
107. Go cool your loins, AWW MY BABES
108. Aah danny watch out
109. Omg mindy!!!!
110. How long do we think he was watching her sleep and being like omg i love you
111. MESSINA SLAY ME
112. Dat slap though
113. I’D LIKE TO BE WRONG
114. OMG DANNY
115. I CAN’T MAKE WORDS
116. GUYS HE’S KNEELING
117. OMG
118. A RING
119. AAAAh
120. HE’S PROPOSING
121. I CAN’T EVEN
122. WOOOOOOO THIS SHIP IS SAILINGGGGGGGG
123. THE RAIN IS CLEARING OMG SO SYMBOLIC I LOVE IT
124. IS IT SEPTEMBER 22ND YET?!