Category: Horror
JAWS Retro Review – Could Have Called it GOAT
Before 1975, there had never been a more well-made film than JAWS. That’s all you really...
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Orphan: First Kill Review – An Indescribable Cinematic Experience
Orphan: First Kill is the silliest movie of all time. That may seem like an exaggeration, but...
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Stay Ghoul To Your School: Five High School Horrors To Get You Ready For A New Semester
As (both current and former) teenagers everywhere will attest, high school can be scary enough...
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Bodies, Bodies, Bodies Review – Let Them Hit the Floor
If you ever realize you’re in a movie, never go on a vacation/destination wedding/getaway...
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Prey Review – From the Jaws of Death
The existence of Prey proves that 20th Century Fox is going to be making Predator movies forever,...
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Nope Review – Don’t Look Up, But Take Notice!
Refrain from inciting what you don’t understand. That’s just one of the many lessons...
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The Black Phone Review – Let This One Go To Voicemail
The best (or most disturbing, depending on your perspective) horror movies exploit real-life fears...
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Firestarter Review – A Strikeout
Firestarter is mostly a non-starter. A confused, rote, tired albatross full of conflicting themes,...
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X Review – The Texas Chainsaw Analysis
“Because it’s possible to make a good dirty movie.” That is indeed the mission...
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Nope Preview – Jordan Peele’s Next Chapter
2022 is shaping up to be a return to a semblance of normal life at the movies. After two years...
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Scream 5 Review – More Like a Whisper
Someone has taken their love for franchises one step too far… Modern cinema is drowning in...
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Scream 5 Preview
This article features some spoilers for Scream 1-4 Another decade, another Scream is on the...
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