This episode opens to Meg and Chris in a choir recital. It has a lovely long beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep in the end. Of course Meg is down because she doesn’t have a boyfriend or a family that loves her. She then takes Stewie to meet Santa Claus. Meg gets really happy on Santa’s knee.

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Meg’s room seems to have become a red light district for Meg. So of course Meg thinks she’s meant to be with Santa. Stewie is completely traumatized by his visit to Santa. Brian breaks in it down for Stewie in a family friendly way. Stewie vomits anyway.

Meg takes Stewie back to the mall to visit Santa. I laughed out loud when I saw who Santa is this time. Since it isn’t “her” Santa, she takes Stewie to another Santa. He wasn’t “her” Santa either. When she gets banned from the mall, Lois must pick up Meg and Stewie. Meg tells Lois why she wanted to see Santa so badly.

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Brian doesn’t want Stewie to dislike Santa so he dresses up like him and explains what happens again. Peter decides to talk to Meg about her experience only to regret it. Meg travels all over to find “her” Santa. She finally find him so she of course thinks she gets another ride on his lap.

What does Meg get instead? Hopefully Stewie makes some sense of what’s going on and doesn’t kill himself. Let me know what you think of the episode in the comments below. Til next week…

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